dial-a-saur

A dial-a-saur is the same as a dial-a-bride (or a mail order bride) only much older. It is a rare and endangered species whose buyers are usually risk takers and mentally retarded in some way.

"She is a little older than I imagined she would be given how much she cost you, somewhat of a dial-a-saur!"

by Abzloot June 4, 2009

chawdad skidoodley saurus monster

a gigantic wad of chewing tobacco

After a long day of work, James sat down to enjoy a nice chawdad skidoodley saurus monster.

by Hitlist October 18, 2008

Slaurag

A modern day monster that eats wandering children by sucking the helpless victims into it's fatty folds where they are slowly digested and absorbed through the skin. First appeared in Scotland but the funny tale has now spread to Southern England.

Also can be referred to as a person that views everything they see as negative and produces only vile comments.

Finally a funny insult to a noobie gamer.

'Wow that Slaurag is getting pretty annoying with those repetitive comments'

'Take it in the face Slaurag!'

by Mooniie March 24, 2008

cock-a-saurus-REX

A very larger male reproductive organ

Hey sis stay away from that guy his cock-a-saurus-REX shredded my vagina last weekend my uterus was bruised and required medical attention. (Sis looks longingly at the bulge and thinks HMMM a little dino-cock sounds pretty good.)

by bill werden May 27, 2008

saurkraut

A grumpy German; someone who woke up on the wrong side of the bed.

Don't be such a saurkraut, Adolf! Come on, let's see a smile. :-)

by Curious Magician May 17, 2008

whore-a-saurous

a fat whore, because essentially she is a whore as big as a dinosaur. or a very slutty girl.

Abby; "Amit you are such a whore-a-saurous!"
Amit; "ugh i know, but them boys are so delicious!"

by sk8girly April 14, 2010

Slauren

A girl named Lauren who is constantly tired and moves slowly like a sloth. Therefore, she would be called Slauren.
Can be anyone who is tired at all times and/or takes cat naps frequently.

If your friend is tired constantly, You could call them a Slauren.Or, if you know a Lauren who is tired all the time, they also would be a Slauren.

by Mick April 12, 2005