A good pirate also sails on the red sea

If your girl's on her period, who cares, just fuck her.

Hey man, I want to fuck my girlfriend tonight but it's her period and it'll be a bloody mess.
- cmon dude, a good pirate also sails on the red sea.

by reggiemt April 20, 2017

brown sailor

someone who enjoys performing anal sex

by vaseline April 23, 2003

salty sailor

old nautical: sailor who is experienced and thus encrusted with salt

the Salty Sailor knew his stuff.

by sdr123 October 9, 2008

Sailor Sock

a prophylactic used to prevent pregnencany and worn at ports of call by men having sex with promiscuous women laden with various sexually transmited diseases. condom

Guy 1: "Yo, did you hear Nick banged Tiffany last night?"
Guy 2: "Tell me he used a sailor sock."

by dinsker2 January 2, 2009

sailor trashed

Really, really drunk.
Often used by those that do other drugs and do not really drink as often. Getting drunk only and not mixing it with any other drugs.

Let's go to the local dive bar and get sailor trashed.

by ibbjamin July 14, 2007

Sailor Vision

When a person spends a long time at sea ,and begin to find ugly people attractive.

Man i must have a bad case of sailor vision, cause she didn't look hot before.

by Ryan Nichols January 4, 2009

Sailor's Surprise

The act of spiking a unknowing recipitent's drink with semen.

Hey man when she wasn't lookin i took her drink to the bathroom and left her a sailor's surprise

by JFreshReed November 9, 2010