Skloom

Skloom is a little shit head that always makes stupid excuses and is a genuine retard at times but also is a decent human when he isn’t screaming his head off.

Stop being a skloom retard

by Soultion January 15, 2020

Sploop

A loop of Stanley Park on one's bicycle.

Anyone want to go ride a couple of sploops tonight?

by Ebo773 May 27, 2020

Shloopie

A Shloopie is a synonym for the term "goofy goober" specifically when referring to a cat (usually orange). Plural form: (Shloopi)

My Shloopie got hit by a car.

by shloopie September 4, 2023

Poof Sloop

Any boat piloted by a homosexual. Particularly when they meet in large groups of boats for the annual "Fagatta."

There goes another poof sloop. Hope they have a gay old time!

by wifflebird April 23, 2008

Uber Sloop

A finely crafted sail boat with the properties of AWESOME.

Unlike its more boring predecessor, the simple Sloop, the Uber Sloop is designed for total Awesome.

It's uses are:

Sailing in Uber water, where normal Sloops dare not sail.

Maintains awesome at all times.

Inspires awesome.

Can be used to fire Awesome Lazer.

All who board are considered Awesome for the remnants of all time.
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Only the Best receive a Uber Sloop, acquired only through God.

Or selling your soul to satan (purposely spelled without a capital S), which i don't recommend.

It's that Good.

I among few, have received a Uber Sloop.

God has bestowed upon thee, THY UBER SLOOP.

by Ages August 6, 2008

Shleep Shloop

A synonym for pure awesomeness.

"Shleep Shloop..."

by Brian Hastert January 13, 2009

sloopy pirate

A sloopy pirate is when you're getting head from a girl and then you cum in her eye so she can't see.

-Dude what happened to Suzie?
-I gave her the sloopy pirate.
-Nice!!

by Big Ern 3 September 7, 2007