(Adj.) Skeezed: to get as drunk as humanly possible whilst maintaining conscious. (Normally waking up in the floor folded like a suitcase)
by OrcaVonstrangle December 19, 2019
To obtain something by using unconventional and/or criminal ways usually involving a type of manipulation
by Therealskeezer June 30, 2018
The act of staying in for the day, getting into the most comfortable clothes, having some good food around, idiot television and a whole shitload of weed.
Q: What are you doing on Sunday?
A: Not much, partied way too hard last night, we're just going to skeeze out.
A: Not much, partied way too hard last night, we're just going to skeeze out.
by cancukyiv September 17, 2009
A small wrench used to adjust skateboards deriving its name from performing key functions, or closely resembling the common house key such as the patent-pending SKEEZE® skate key.
Yo, you got your SKEEZE on you; 'cuz I just cracked my brand new deck on a tres-flip at the park again!
by The Mad Professor January 07, 2019
A word for a shady, dodgy, untrustworthy person. Someone who you think will outright deceive you.
Most times related to the sale of drugs, although not always.
Most times related to the sale of drugs, although not always.
I cant believe that guy sold me a faulty lawnmower. What a Skeeze
Hell no man. I'm not buying weed off that guy, he's a Skeeze
Hell no man. I'm not buying weed off that guy, he's a Skeeze
by Unkiejay6 May 01, 2021
by Angus McCracken February 04, 2020