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sitemap.xml

A sneaky little file that web developers use to communicate with aliens in a secret language called "Geekese." This extraterrestrial communication device was accidentally discovered by a webmaster who happened to have a close encounter while browsing through lines of code late at night.
Person 1: Hey, I was trying to find the sitemap.xml file for Urban Dictionary. Any idea where I can locate it?

Person 2: Ah, you mean the secret treasure map of slang? Urban Dictionary has an unconventional twist to their sitemap. It's not just any regular sitemap.xml—it's the "sitemap-https.xml.gz"!

Person 1: Wait, why does it sound like a top-secret mission? What's with the "https" and the "gz" at the end?

Person 2: Well, Urban Dictionary knows how to keep things spicy. The "https" is their way of encrypting their linguistic gems, so only the language enthusiasts can access them. And the "gz" stands for "glossary zaniness," where they compress all the outrageous definitions into a single file. Just remember, once you enter that sitemap-https.xml.gz, there's no going back. Prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride through the quirky corners of the urban lexicon!
by rock_more July 11, 2023
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Sweet stomach

When your stomach hurts 'cause you ate something sweet.
Sophia: You want a brownie?

Alex: Uh, sure.

15 minutes later......

Sophia: Wow, those were good, huh?

Alex: Yeah, but I have a freaking sweet stomach!!
by Heythere78 July 1, 2011
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School Stomach

The type of sickness (real or fake) you get when you don't want to go to school.
Dave- Hey why weren't you at school yesterday?

Jack- I got school stomach and stayed home.
by Urban Dickshaning October 21, 2016
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Chipotle Stomach Fuck

About an hour after eating chipotle, your stomach starts hurting and eventually leads to leaky shits and hours of rolling in bed wanting to die.
Friend: yo bro you feel alright?

You: I think I got the chipotle stomach fuck man
by JakeBBBBB January 28, 2017
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Sitota

Sitota is a really crazy, and a energetic girl. Sitota's can dance and sing very good too. She can make you smile no matter what. She is really pretty. She probably really skinny buh when she hit the gym ion her glow up she fine be thick and fn! Don't try her when she mad...she may not be that strong buhh man her words can hurt you really badstg . She can be annoying buhh she a Sitota nah duh. She doesn't hate anyone, and if she says sum mean too you she ain't mean it. This is all bout sitota
Sitota means "gift" in Amharic
by Brandon ;) April 16, 2019
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Stomach Pancake

When you are fucking a girl missionary and you are about to ejaculate, you do it on her stomach. this gives the illusion of putting pancake batter on a skillet.
My baby batter got all the way to her face when I just wanted is to give her a stomach pancake
by madison_avenue March 5, 2011
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stomach jihad

I just at some spicy chili and now I am having a stomach jihad. Where is the toilet I am about to have a stomach jihad.
by SPC Kevin A March 9, 2007
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