Simon

A Simon is when you get hurt during summer vacation. Making you unable to swim, sport and doing other physical activities.

Person 1: Dude you wanna go swim?

Person 2: I can't I just did a Simon.

by imedough August 29, 2010

Simon

The most idiotic person and biggest dick head you will ever meet. He is ugly as f*** and may seem smart and nice. But watch out, he will change very quickly. He is extremely cocky and not at all humble. He is mean and nasty and will gang up on you and do anything to get his way.

Simon is an idiot.
Simon is mean.

by plop central November 9, 2018

Simone

Lesbian

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by ehxbs May 27, 2020

Simon

A name for a really bad haircut.

Bob: Nice hair!

Harry: Yeah, the hairdresser calls it a 'Simon' haircut because it's really bad.

by dhfhzdnhnhjdjj August 4, 2007

Simon

A bloke who posts up a picture of their first day at the gym

First day at the gym. Simon?

by Zing on bloke September 19, 2020

Simon

a big asian that is interested in everyones lunch

OOoooooO wheres my lunch? OOOOo what is tht? a carrot? or a pop tart? says simon

by Yuri Suri February 25, 2009

Simon

An unusually short person, who most likely plays video games in class.

"That guy is only three feet tall."
"Wow, he's almost as short as Simon."

by BlackoutZero December 18, 2008