A stupid place with the best science teachers and the most perverted English teacher. Some girl broke a window and some guy got punched so hard in the balls they heard a pop and he had to go to the ER. One time kids made a teacher cry in class so bad she left the building. Some 8th graders also broke down multiple bathroom stall doors. But also some kid who went there won a national math competition so I guess they got a little bit of smart.
Person 1: Hey did you see that poster raising money to replace that one guys balls.
Person 2: Yeah he goes to Simmons Middle School right?
Person 1: Yeah he’s a dumbass.
Person 2: Yeah he goes to Simmons Middle School right?
Person 1: Yeah he’s a dumbass.
by achair48 November 21, 2023
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Person 1: Hey did you hear about that go fund me for that kids balls.
Person 2: Yeah he goes to Simmons Middle School Right.
Person 1: Yeah their dumbasses.
Person 2: Yeah he goes to Simmons Middle School Right.
Person 1: Yeah their dumbasses.
by achair48 November 21, 2023
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