Southern Sudan Simba

Having a girl take a shit, then not wipe her butthole. Then she sits on your face with her hole placed perfectly in the middle of your forehead as you eat her pussy.

Hey Josephine, you tryna go back to the crib and give me a little Southern Sudan Simba.

by fellerseller March 14, 2025

FDS SIMÃO

What you say in Portuguese when someone does shit. If translated literally it means something like "Fuck you Simon".
Simão was a famous Portuguese student of the renowned NOVA University of Lisbon that nobody ever understood how he managed to enter to such a reputed institution.

In the meanwhile, the expression has spread nationally and is now used in a wide range of contexts.

*Person 1*: "Dude, I missed all the classes in the last 3 months. Can I have your notes, please?"
*Person 2*: "FDS SIMÃO"

by Jonhy126 October 17, 2018

sembawang secondary school

sembawang secondary school teachers might as well be unemployed. there's a PE teacher who takes 20 minutes to explain how to throw a fucking ball. mdm tay pei cock who is the art teacher is none the better,she can somehow lose our art papers and blame us like as if it was our fault. mr goh yong gong also is useless as he scolded 10 students because they did not bring their tracetogether token even though we can use our fucking phones for tracetogether. stupid botak teacher. mr siva syed who is our dm opens his eyes widely when he scolds students,he probably can't see his future.

Mr oon boon keng: why were you so late?

student: mr goh yong goh from sembawang secondary school held me back for 10 minutes because i forgot to bring my trace-together token,next time i bring condom better.

by bing chilling August 21, 2021

Sima

Sima is a great friend. She is a badass. she doesn't take other people's shit. At first, she can seem a bit intimidating but if you manage to see past that and become her friend she will protect you. She is athletic and has a reputation for beating up boys from her neighborhood. She has a dark sense of humor. She is a straight-A student. She loves blood. She is gorgeous but doesn't always feel like it. She is the friend you go to for relationship advice even though she hasn't been in a relationship. She has most likely stalked you. She loves the dark web and scamming scammers and loves hacking.

So basically she is a great friend but can be scary. She is smart and beutifull.

Sima is the type of friend i want.

by Damnthatsme;) February 14, 2021

SimbaThaGod

Leader of STGFamily & The Dopest Female Reactor On Youtube

SimbaThaGod

Yo you watch SimbaThaGod stream yesterday?

by realgggggg January 1, 2021

Siambanes

The flippy haired kid in Batavia High who is one of the largest drug kingpins in the U.S. He has been missing now for over 2 years and is unpredictable, use caution when approaching, very armed and dangerous. Some say the hair gives him powers. He is extremely good at rolling dice, especially in tre, and after every win gives a shout of triumph over his opponents. He has a very deceptive disguise other than his obvious rediculous haircut and wears over-priced polos from Banana Republic and straps dirty Jordans. Some have seen him in Aviators and a bandana. His guitar music sounds nothing close to the music he intends to play, despite the thousands of dollars his parents shovel toward his way to please the kid. If confronted with Siambanes, likely to not happen, beware of his lies, you can tell through the eyes. *Gives siambanes look*

"OMG EVERYONE HIT THE DECK SIAMBANES IS ON THE LOOSE!"

"Yo Yo Doggy DOG, wannnnnaaaaa........ fuckk......... chill?"

"Bad boy bad boy, watcha gonna do? watcha gonna do when siambanes comes for you?"

"Pack it Up"

by Donny Giavonoo May 17, 2010

simant

A simant loves boobs. He is the most nastiest person you’ll ever get to know, but in a good way. A simant doesn’t easily get attached to things but when he does, he’ll love you unconditionally. A simant is a guy who minds his own businesses and literally gives no shit about what people think. He will never show you who he really is until he trusts you, so never judge a simant if you don’t really know him because his awkwardness might be mistaken for something else. A simant is also very selfish, but when it comes to relationships that means he will give you all his attention and want you all to himself. Also, if you ever get to be close to a simant he will always make you feel like you can be yourself. Don’t ever let a simant go because he is really one of a kind.

guy 1: who is that guy? he’s so cool.
guy 2: Bro that my man simant.

by googleknowsbest September 29, 2018