Load Shredding

Refer to "Load Shedding", in South Africa, we get power cuts because of lack of maintenance on the power stations.

When you're working from home, and you have Stage 6 Load Shedding, so you can't work because your laptop dies and your internet connection drops. So you grab your mountain bike and go "Load Shredding"

Work colleague: "Hey man, power's been off since 10am, and load shedding is scheduled till 4pm, what you up to?"
Me: "Yeah Bro same, I've already racked up my bike, gonna go hit the trails and do some 'Load Shredding'"
Work Colleague: "Yeah man, 'Load Shredding' sounds good, meet you there."

by Munchk1n February 22, 2023

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Shitter shredding

The act of playing electric guitar in ones bathroom

Dude.. You should've heard me shitter shredding this morning. The acoustics in my bathroom are phenomenal

by Breadfan4life October 13, 2021

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shit shredding

When someone needs to take a shit and instead of shitting he continously farts his shit. Very common during a long road trip.

During our long drive to the beach Martha kept shit shredding instead of asking to stop at a restroom.

by Pistilos July 9, 2010

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shredded cheese

pocket change, loose change

I been trying to stack that cheddar, but all i get is shredded cheese.

by horse-killer May 23, 2016

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shred the cello

To be someone nerdy, who plays an instrument that isn't guitar/bass/drums. Cello is just the word always used, even if the instrument isn't a cello.

1) Oh the redhead said you shred the cello and I'm jello baby

2) "Hey I heard Peter joined the orchestra!"
"What does he play?"
"I dunno, I guess he's shredding the cello!"

by Rincewind_SW August 21, 2005

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