shrinkled

It is a term used to define anything that is shriveled and wrinkled.

Dude! Your grandma is shrinkled.

After he got out of the bath, he was a shrinkled as a prune.

by linc_57 May 23, 2008

dirty sprinkler

when someone who doesn't like sitting on public toilets so they hover above it and spray shit everywhere in the public washroom.

Man that bitch just did a dirty sprinkler every where in there so you can clean it.

by gnarkiller February 13, 2007

Strawberry Sanchez with Sprinkles

This is a combo made up of theStrawberry Shortcake mixed with a Dirty Sanchez and an Abe Lincoln. What you do: Shave off your pubes and keep them within arms reach. While having sex with a girl/guy from behind, you pull out and spit on their back. When they turn around, you but them in the nose so they start bleeding then you cum on their face. Then grab your pubes and throw your pubes on their face. You have just completed a "Strawberry Sanchez with Sprinkles".

Doctor: Ma'am, what happened to you?

Women: My love gave me a Strawberry Sanchez with Sprinkles for Valentines Day.

Doctor: ... that's hot.

by Jedi Magknights January 17, 2005

Sprinkle dick

Andrew's very small penis

"I got high and when I woke up I could have sworn I saw a sprinkle dick" iak said

by Lexuality_00 August 26, 2017

Sprinklebaby

A person who paints on squishes is usually one of Moriah Elizabeth’s many children, referred to as a sprinklebaby.

Oh look at that person painting a squishy, they are obviously a sprinklebaby!

by Person,Me June 30, 2021

Shpinkle

when you cum and poop at the same time.

I just had a SHPINKLE bro!!

by JOJO203 November 26, 2022

sprinkle blossom

The act of cunnilingus performed while the recipient is taking a massive dump.

The Australian woman will not marry a man, if he will not perform sprinkle blossom on the third week of every month.

by Guilo Gringo July 7, 2023