Shitfaced

A homosexual act in which one man uses his tongue to pleasure another man rectally after soiling himself. Resulting in a feces covered face.

I am about to go out and get fucking shitfaced.

If I can meet a nice guy at the gay bar.

by Chuzzwuzzler October 19, 2011

shitface

someone who is really ugly!!

Bob: your a shitface
Jim: no im not!

by shitface123 September 27, 2009

shitflaps

The festering labia of unkempt female genatalia.

"Did you go down on her?"
"No, she had shitflaps didn't she?!"

by Rudolph Munchnikker June 6, 2005

Shitcake

That crap your mom makes.
A cake that tastes like shit.

"MMM great shit cake auntie Maurine!"

"Always glad to try a slice of your shitcake!"

"What a load of shitcake!"

"Anybody for Shitcake?"

by Sopdiedop January 12, 2008

shitfaced

not being able to feel the difference between shit, and your face.

last night i was so shitfaced that i tried to flush my head down the toilet.

by Kate Cunn. December 28, 2005

shitflower

A term to describe someone who hates everyone and everything, taken from the South Park episode "You're Getting Old" where Stan starts hating all music, TV, movies, and people in general. It is sometimes used to describe a person who is in a bad mood and hates everything.

Does that guy just hate everything?
Nah, he's just being a shitflower again.

by webhead February 28, 2014

shitcakes

its pretty self explantory, and also a grand alternative for some other cruel words.. and feel free to add in your own versions.. pinapplecakes, crabcakes, bullcakes, asiancakes.. be creative!!

omg the french test was today?!?!?!??! fuck!!

now now.. dont be like that!

sorry.. SHITCAKES!!

by karanna January 19, 2008