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Selma's Cookies

A cookie making company that brags its homemade and unique recipe cookies, brownies, rice krispy treats, and other baked goods. Only found in some states (generally in the south) and are JIZZTASTICAL. They are also a billion calories each, with millions of grams of fat, sugar, and sodium. Taste amazing, are supersized, but often cause immediate acne (always, when mixed with stress) within 24 hours of injestion.
Dude, what happened to you... you look like you've been living off of fast food for a year!

Yeah, friend sent me Selma's Cookies basket..

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by SchizoidMan December 11, 2010
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selmer

A pimp Saxophone that has a superior sound to all others and is looked up upon in the Jazz scene.
DUDE! Enyart that is a sweet Selmer!
by ZtotheE May 10, 2006
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shelby casey

pretty on the outside and dark on inside. commonly she is popular with a lot of friends and is mean to the inpopular people also her best friends are guys. She is also very smart but uses her smartness to make fun of people
Shelby Casey is pretty and dark
by Blaze429 January 26, 2015
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shelby

she is smart but sometimes forgetful and doesn't like to be called nicknames. is sometimes bisexual but likes to be in love. she is very active. she loves to sports and drama. she likes to sing and that's what i think of her
Guy One: damn Shelby is on fire
Girl One: I'm going to ask her out
by sparklequeen16 December 5, 2017
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Sheima

An amazingly smart girl; sassy, will tell you off if you make her mad, but also is the most loveable person you can find.
Sheima has been going to Stuyvesant high school for 2 years
by Jamie Lin February 25, 2018
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Shelburne

A rural town in South - West Nova Scotia. Famous for wanna - be gangstas, Even though 0.1% population is black. Also a Breeding ground for rednecks.
White boi 1: Yo dawgs, look at mah pants on da grounds y'all!!

White boi 2: Yeah dawg, dat's gangsta. SHELBURNE WHAT!!
by MannheimRocket July 3, 2010
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Shelmet

Yo Holly, I came back from that shiznit bioch's house last night. She was on the blob so I bent her over and gave myself a shelmet
by Nazuro January 27, 2009
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