Shat

Shoot, Past tense, ghetto style

Yo fool i was shat last week but now i'ma pop some caps in yo.

by Tyrell Johnson July 21, 2004

shatting

(v.) To drive around in a vehicle with several people stealing from the rich and giving to the random in order to make the world a better, more confusing place.

Adam: "What the hell are we doing tonight?"
Ketan: "We're shatting. Nary a traffic cone, american flag, real estate sign, stone lion, or hooker will remain standing when we're done."

by The Tree Gremlins December 19, 2005

Shats

If two of the ugliest shoes made - Crocs and Uggs - had a love child.

Shats is just one letter away from shit.

See: Crocs (a few letters off crap), and Uggs (a few letters off ugly)

"SHATS! NEW!! Plus side: water resistant. Down side: May attract wild bears."

by Megizzleasaurus January 18, 2007

To Shat

To unknowingly, unbeknownst to you, shat yourself in someone else's shower because you are that wasted.

To shat, or not to shat. That is the question.

My baby daddy cannot know I shat in a random person's shower.

That bitch shat in my shower.

by Baby Daddy Garcia January 14, 2010

Shat

A much cooler word for shit.

The dog shatted in the tub. Ewwwwww!
or
shat I cant find my cellular!!

by Shawna and Shannon December 28, 2005

Shat

The past-tense of 'shit' which I tend to use as present-tense.

"I shat on your carpet!" - Past
"I took a shat on your stove!" - Present

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 9, 2003

Shat

The radio friendly way of saying "Shit"

That was so silly I just shat my ditee!

by Anonymous July 17, 2003