A week dedicated to those individuals that fart “and a little shit comes out.” The reason this week is chosen is because it is synonymous with the popular “Shark Week.” Since these animals are deadly and terrifying, the average viewer will have a buildup of fright and feces, causing them to shart instead of fart. Although a shart will always put an individual in a conundrum, on this week that person can let it all go as it is documented in all of it’s shit filled glory.
I went over to Walter’s house to watch the annual Shark Week, and as the sharks came too close for comfort, it unfortunately became Shart Week.
by Team Beavis August 2, 2010
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"Did he have shartage?"
"No, I think it was clean."
I was doing the laundry the other day and saw shartage in Earl's undies.
"Did he have shartage?"
"No, I think it was clean."
I was doing the laundry the other day and saw shartage in Earl's undies.
by shartage_fan September 8, 2010
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Accidentally shitting while matsturbating. Usually done just before orgasm when full relaxation is reached.
I was too horny to take a shit before I rubbed one out. I accidentally shartabated right before I blew.
by Benny the Pig October 26, 2010
Get the Shartabate mug.Tiny brown fecal particles that come out of someones butt when they fart. this usually happens when a person has a wet fart, or after having taco bell.
by AudioDud3 November 29, 2017
Get the Sharticles mug.When a person thinks they are just going to fart and to their dismay, Bloody poop soils their underpants. Usually happens during illness or during times of severe kidney stones
"Hey john, why are you making that face?"
"I just sharted, I have to go home. Actually, I blood sharted, take me to the hospital"
"I just sharted, I have to go home. Actually, I blood sharted, take me to the hospital"
by Andy Zavs March 31, 2010
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Dude, that one's gonna burn. You'd better cleanup quick, or you're gonna get a bad case of shartburn!
tosses him a pack of baby wipes
Dude, that one's gonna burn. You'd better cleanup quick, or you're gonna get a bad case of shartburn!
tosses him a pack of baby wipes
by Alpino December 15, 2008
Get the shartburn mug.When you have to shit really badly and you let out a fart thinking that you'll be ok, but really shit comes out with the fart.
Resulting in ruined underwear and possibly in need of a new pair of pants.
Resulting in ruined underwear and possibly in need of a new pair of pants.
by s4mthug July 29, 2005
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