red shard

Your bleeding anus after consuming glass products

Dude, I got mad red shards.

by Cornelius Fudge Packer June 15, 2017

shard

The action of shitting while farting.

I sharded on my mate last night.

by Big Sharder March 18, 2020

liquid shard

A liquid shard is formed from drinking only liquid health shakes, or any kind of food blended up into a shake.

Peter went to do a fart and realizes it was a liquid shard instead, thus clenching his bum cheeks to hold the sloppy diarrhea in place.

by Mexican midget June 30, 2017

shit shard

Fragments of a really hard turd that is left behind after the primary concrete turd has passed

I shit a concrete turd but there are still shit shards left …

by Mr. Wiserass June 12, 2022

Shard Card

Payments made with Meth.

A tweakers preferred 'Meth'od of payment is the Shard Card

by Ti'Era August 26, 2021

Popping Shards

Eating chunks of crystal methamphetamine, or rather tilting ones head back and tossing shard into open mouth followed by a swig of water or juice. Approximately 20-25 minutes after this procedure, you will be high as fuck. Wooohmp wooohmp motha fucka. ;)

If it wasn't for popping shards I wouldn't be the wonderful criddle master I am today!

by Original GG Killa May 11, 2016

shard

when your stan is hard and soft at the same time

"minhyuk looking soft but that jacket got me fucked up, he looking shard af"

by trash of trash December 15, 2017