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scrottage cheese

A build up of sour cheesy substances around the scrotal area caused by a reluctance/failure to scrub the nut-sack regularly.
"Wash your balls son! Your scrottage cheese is stinking the house out!"
by smeg man September 3, 2009
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Flying Scottish Headbutt

When a man puts a condom on his head inside out and ferociously darts forward and penetrates his partners anus with his head.
My boyfriend dumped me as i performed the Flying Scottish Headbutt
by RawBwobwob July 2, 2011
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scottish bagpipe

When a woman proceeds to sit on your face, and then queefs in your mouth, thus sucking air from her pussy. your cheeks blow up like you are inhaling on a scottish bagpipe, and then you blow out your own tune.
I was eatin' my chick out when she scottish bagpiped the shit outta me. i puked immiediatley.
by realnice6969696 December 20, 2008
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scrottweiler

Scrott, or scrotty for short. This is an attractive woman dressed like she is trolling for dick. Usually seen heading to or from a party or drinking event.
(out of a moving car) Yo! You scrottweilers wanna party tonight!?!
by tomoney June 29, 2008
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Scottish Restaurant

If I eat at the Scottish Restaurant again, I'll get McSick!
by evildave August 20, 2011
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scottish

adj.
1) term used to describe someone from scotland. (note: not every1 there rolls their R's and says occh I jimmy al the time)
2) a type of dialect. the scottish language was originally a form of gaelic, from when the irish settled in scotland. That language is rapidly going away and so a form of english is more commonly used in scotland.

n.
the collective noun the "scottish" are a group of people who are born in scotland and face many prejudices from narrow-minded idiots.
seriously, wot is with all the other definitions??? they are completely steriotyped, the people should either get a life or at least VISIT SCOTLAND and see for themselves that the scottish arent all whiskey-drinking, sheep-shagging, kilt-wearing, aggresive pigs.
by snob impersonator January 4, 2005
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Scottish Moustache

refers to the bloody residue gathered above ones upper lip after having performed cunnilinigus on a woman during her menstrual cycle.
"Hey Jordan, what's up with your lip, bro? Did you cut yourself?"

"Nah, just haven't washed off the Scottish Moustache Sarah

gave me last night. She's still on her period."

"That's just plain f*uckin' gross."
by relaxfrancis October 15, 2009
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