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Screw your courage to the sticking place 

Lady Macbeth is telling Macbeth to grow some balls so they can go kill King Duncan.
Macbeth:
If we should fail?
Lady Macbeth:
We fail?
But screw your courage to the sticking place,
And we'll not fail.

screw me once fuck you twice 

A bit like fool me once shame on you. You know that thing even George Bush had trouble remembering. This is more along the lines of : Yes I'll be angry the first time and no you won't be forgiven.
a. I'm sorry I threw that drink in your face forgive me?

b. No. Btw way I just told your boyfriend you're cheating. screw me once fuck you twice.

Screw This Taco Stand 

When someone's just done with being at the office and is calling it a day.
"I'm done with this place... Screw this Taco Stand..."

screw all y'all 

A phrase to tick off residents of the UK invented by The Cheat and made famous by Strong Bad.
This will be great just say "screw all y'all"
screw all y'all by lunar April 4, 2003

screw around 

to have intimate physical contact with someone or something; synonyms: mess around, fool around, make out. May require adverb 'a little'. (Pronunciation given in Oxford Second Edition ASCII style.)
Jane and I screwed around a little while her husband was out hunting for snipes.
screw around by Jarvin Arkson March 11, 2004

screw you we're from Texas 

a simple phrase that declares the superiority of people from Texas
New Yorker: I don't like BBQ and I don't understand Sweet Tea

Texan: Screw You we're from Texas