Screw over

a. Deliberately putting someone an unfavorable situation that he/she would not like.

I decided to screw him over by stealing his test and changing all the answers.

Hey, kid, I'll give you $100 if you screw over your English teacher. He got me fired from my job!

The best way to screw over an innocent guy is to frame him and put him in jail.

by Melvin720 September 21, 2009

screw them

Similar in use to "Screw You", only in the plural form.

Jack: John wants to know if he and Jane can come to our barbecue.
Jill: Screw them! They haven't done a single thing for us the entire time we've lived next door to them!

by Booyahhayoob June 23, 2014

screwed the pooch

The act of really messing things up.

Damn, i really screwed the pooch on that one.

by madmanmarx October 26, 2007

Presidentially Screwed

Similar to royally screwed, when one is at the apex of a position that results from a negative problem or situation and appears impossible to change.

Presidentially screwed is much worse.

The IRS presidentially screwed me with a fine and interest.

by Dr Neurohacker December 21, 2013

screw off

(v.) Synonym for "fuck off"... Most commonly used by Hayfield Secondary's Adam Stern

Max: Hey Adam do you want to hear my new rap?

Adam: (with blank look on his face) Screw off....

by Dat Dude February 1, 2005

screw week

That unique time of year when the college student puts the moves on their close friend of the opposite sex before summer break in order for a week long sex binge to occur. The week may be spent with the same partner or multiple partners but the goal is to get as much sex in as possible before the four month long summer kicks in where opportunity for sex isn't as easy as a walk across the dorm hallway.

Guy:"So were almost done school and I probably won't see you before we come back...I was wondering if..."

Girl:"Yeah sure, make it quick though I gotta get as much sex in as possible."

Guy:"Best screw week ever."

by 1103, always key March 30, 2010

aerial screw

The "aerial screw" is a sexual position first created by Leonardo DaVinci in the early 1480s whereby the consenting parties pleasure one-another while in a free fall state with both individuals reaching climax prior to their contact with the ground. Attempts to successfully complete the "aerial screw" are said to be the primary drive behind all of the avionic achievements of the 20th century - up to and including the space shuttle. The aerial screw is frequently, and incorrectly defined as a crude flying machine designed by DaVinci; though recently discovered documents have revealed that this apparatus was simply an attempt to reach a sufficient altitude to attempt the sexual act. With the advent of the US space program in the 1950s, the aerial screw has become of increasing interest to NASA and was the primary drive behind coed shuttle missions in the 1980s.

Would you be interested in going sky diving this weekend to attempt the aerial screw?

by HistoryRedefined October 16, 2013