schartzmugel

An awful name given to a child by a set of awful parents. Schartzmugel is just a bunch of letter someone put together. Seriously, who tf made this name and said “hey this is cool, let me name my kid this” like no. If you name your child this abomination of a name, you are literally the devil.

Person 1: My name is John, what’s yours?
Person 2: Oh, I’m Schartzmugel.
Person 1: The fuck bro? I feel bad for you

by jiministy May 29, 2018

schwarzenegger

More like the Fondlinator, since he got a little bit too friendly with some hot babes.

At least we know Arnold is a normal, healthy male who loves women.

by hahaa October 3, 2003

schwartza

A Yiddish term that American Jews use to call a black person a "nigger" without them knowing. It is extremely derogatory

Dad, why did you call Kobe Bryant a dumb schwartza when he hit the winning shot against us?

by Ahomes23 May 11, 2008

Schwarzenegger

The name Arnold takes a joke.

Arnold: Hey say Schwarzenegger without the Schwarze dumbegg!
Schwarzenegger: ¿what? Negger?
Schwarzenegger: .
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by randomimbecile December 3, 2021

arnold schwarzenigger

excuse for white people to use the n word

what a fucking arnold schwarzenigger

by WorthyMeme March 5, 2019

Schwartzmas

The time of the year that may or may not coincide with christmas. But instead of boring gifts you give the gift of actor Jason Schwartzman's movies.

Person A: happy Schwartzmas! i got you a collection of Wes Anderson films!
Person B: MERRY SCHWARTZMAS TO ALL!

by icandefinestuffsotakethat December 4, 2011

Schwartzando

A musical term that is similar to a sforzando. Signals to get loud and then soft quickly with sudden accent and attack.

Ross: hi mr schwartzando!
Randall: what's up man?
Ross: getting loud then soft quickly! Super force!

by Shsmixer98 November 17, 2013