Schrodinger's Faggot

As long as you can't see the penis of a trap , it is not considered gay.

A trap (tranny , transgender ) adaptation of the famous thought experiment by Erwin Schrödinger
"I came across nudes of this fine girl Gina McSoftcokk, but found that it's actually a tranny. Thank goodness the poster didn't post any full body pictures so Schrodinger's Faggot applied and I could jack it to her without straying from my straight sexuality. " - Desperate incel
by knikknax July 16, 2018
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Schrodinger's Transphobe

When you offend a Transgender by calling them the correct pronouns when they haven't come out of the closet yet, but calling them their old pronouns would be misgendering them.
Person 1: Hey! Evelyn, right?
Person 2: Yo, don't say that out loud. I haven't told everyone else yet.
Person 1: So... it's Evan?
Person 2: No, don't be transphobic, I am no longer that gender.

Person 1 (Later): They were offended in both ways. I call it Schrodinger's Transphobe.
by Sagnag May 23, 2021
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Schrodinger's Schlong

Your penis length is whatever you want it to be until you measure it.
Thanks to Schrodinger's Schlong, Johnny's penis was a solid 11 inches.
by Billy November 01, 2019
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Schrodinger's Retard

A person which says something retarded or stupid; then proceeds to cop out by saying "It's just a joke bro"
>"all you need to make a pipe bomb is redacted"
>>"You're the reason why gas cans have a combustible sign"
>"its just a joke bro"
>>"prime Schrodinger's Retard"
by Constanze Amalie July 07, 2023
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Schrodinger's Bait

A comment or internet post of such unbelievably idiotic origins that the the poster must then wait to see what the reaction is before deciding if it is truly what he believes or if he has "baited" all of the people responding negatively.
Like Schrodinger's Cat is both alive and dead until the box is opened and the observer sees which one it is, Schrodinger's Bait is both genuine and a prank until the post is up and the creator has to start cleaning up the pile of shit he let loose.
That's not a "hot take", that's Schrodinger's Bait.
by Hugh Mungo April 08, 2022
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schrodinger's boyfriend

Common false spelling of schrödinger's boyfriend. Which means: He's both your boyfriend and not your boyfriend until the metaphorical box is opened.
Girl: "I have a boyfriend!" - Translation: I have schrodinger's boyfriend, demonstrate to me your high value and I'll like you anyway.
by CHorta13 September 17, 2017
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Schrodinger's BJ

the philosophic inquiry which asks: What would you feel first when sucking your own penis? The sensation of your penis being sucked, or the feeling of you sucking a penis.
After years of study of the psyche and your nerves, I believe the answer to Schrodinger's BJ is that you would feel you sucking a penis before you feel the senation of your penis being sucked.
by BoredHog March 29, 2021
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