Schootbovenkant

Nederlands bastaardwoord voor 'laptop'

"Heb jij mijn schootbovenkant gezien?"
"Surfen kan je met je schootbovenkant."

by Tweetsornaut August 18, 2017

schooldom

also pronounced schooldumb every time in geometry class or any other class and you can't play around or use your phone and lunch is in three hours

ugh I have a severe case of schooldom

by i am bored, ehhhh September 18, 2017

schoolhorse

A schoolhorse is a girl who’s underage, often 13-17, that sleeps with guys, smokes, get drunk/drinks alcohol (vodka) and is a b*tch. They also have way too much makeup.

The word comes from the two words ”school” and ”hore” where they’re put together in a nicer way.

That girl is such a schoolhorse

by Joschiee November 12, 2017

schoolsky

Moist pizza eater

She is such a schoolsky lover

by Moistnesslover November 18, 2017

schoolhopper

Someone who switches schools year after year.

Person 1: Where did Sam go to school before he came here?
Person 2: Its more where he didn't go, he's a schoolhopper

by Trash6669 March 1, 2018

Schooliosis

A diagnosis which is common among students of schools or colleges. Can be caused by heavy bags or overworking the back on campus.

Guy 1: Bro my back hurts so much from this bag.

Guy2: Bro I think you have schooliosis.

by Nmitevmn September 20, 2019

SCHOOLiosis

SCHOOLiosis means you haven't even started your 1000 word essay that's due at 12 pm and instead your making words for urban dictionary

person 1: "have you started your essay yet"

person 2: "no i'm too lazy"
random person: "oh shit you got schooliosis"

by Yeetygirly October 20, 2019