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Once one of the most important steps in creating and maintaining society, schools in the last 60 years or so have become about as effective as a condom with no covering on the tip.

Multiple factors have contributed to the downfall of school effectiveness, including (but not limited to):

*Teachers that treat students like they're more stupid than they really are

*Schoolboards and administrations that are more concerned with what the students are wearing than what they are learning

*Textbooks so boring and poorly written they make the worst parts of the bible look like the Harry Potter books

*Students who take out their frustrations with the school system on other students, making it hard for anyone to look forward to going

*Assignments, tests, and grading systems that make students start worrying about the smallest, most insignificant things.
Schools are really now nothing but prisons that let you go home every day-so long as you return the next.
School by GaaraoftheDamned January 27, 2013
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School is just another name for the five days of hell. No one likes it, no one want to be there, and it's boring as fuck.
Mackenzie:do u like school? Bob : dont you mean the five days of hell. Fuck no.
School by Who the fuck knows August 30, 2013
Six Cruel Hours of our Lives. An excuse for teachers to make you work for free (See also slavery).
The person who invented school is the most hated person in the world.
School by schoolequalsboredom September 23, 2013
codename for anal abuse, it begins on September and ends in may, May the lord be with you
Young man put that phone down this moment
am typing what school means bitch stfu
School by FrozenNipplesInAJar September 21, 2017
School; the place loved by those who:

1. Watch too many soap operas.
2. Are thick but muster high grades.
3. Are thick
4. Gradeworms - persons who believe the be all and end all of life is to become a doctor/lawyer.


Hated by those who:

1. Possess natural intelligence.
2. Struggle socially
3. Struggle mentally
4. Persons who dislike the small freedoms provided by school.
5. Wiggers
After 13 years of school, the gradeworm who had an IQ of a camel went to study law.

After 13 years of school, John followed his passions and became an electrician.

After 9 years of school, the wigger and his homie doggs became muggers.
school by I am Dog August 28, 2005
Why one of the highest killers of teenagers is suicide.
seriously, school makes a lot of people want to kill themselves, that is if they are not already bored into a coma.
school by Tactical Squad August 3, 2008
Abandon all hope ye whom enter here
Hell?

No, it's just school.
school by idontreallylikeschool December 18, 2011