schmucko

a person who is in the way through excessive inattention.

That schmucko drives too slowly in the fast lane.

by Pyrate July 16, 2008

schmunk

Schmunk: a person who is at times stupid but is also very funny. With the last name given to a girl she would be drop dead gorgeous and all of the boys would be in love with her. She would most likely be clueless that they like her. With the last name given to a boy he would be not the best looking but also funny. He would most likely only like one girl that is way out of his league but a guy can try right.

Guy one: Dammm that Schmunk girl is looking fine as hell today
Guy two: I know right

For a boy

Girl one: omg that Schmunk boy is ugly but oh so funny

by Billy goat 🐐🐐 November 18, 2018

schmuck

A term used to describe someone who is acting dumber than they are; not necessary derogative term, but when used in the right context it can convey the frustration that one is having during the communication process.

Stop being such a schmuck and listen to me ya dumb!

by erieee December 21, 2009

Schmuck

This definition of a Schmuck is Brodie aka the Schmuck circle leader

Brodie is a schmuck

by Schmuck gang September 10, 2019

Schmucky McSchmuck

a dumbass cracka who acts all entitled and shit.

Schmucky McSchmuck walked in 10 minutes after the reception was over and demanded the half eaten cheese rind.

by heart ass December 3, 2004

Schmucky the Cat

Schmucky the Cat created Earth, the universe, and everything else Last Thursday, as taught in Last Thursdayism. Everything we remember seeing, hearing, doing, etc. is just an illusion created by Schmucky to fool us into thinking we have a past. It is not fully understood why Schmucky did this, but it is possible that he did not want us to know of his existence.

Excerpt from the first chapter of the first book of The Holy Chronicles of Schmucky:

1. Last Thursday, the almighty Schmucky the Cat didst create all things. 2. And after he didst so, he looked upon his creation and said, “Hey, I did a pretty good job!”

by Gammastar April 30, 2008

Schmuck

the yiddish word meanin idiot

oy that schmuck has no idea what he's talking about

by Fairy tail fanatic January 10, 2015