schimelpfenig

A middle school in Texas full of wanna-be-gansta white kids that vape in the bathroom

I just saw some kids at schimelpfenig vaping in the bathroom.

by Bubbaboys January 28, 2019

schliem

A drug deal where someone steals your money.
Any event where something bad happens.

I tried to get some coke, but the nigger schliem me good. I hate getting the schliem.
I tracked poop all through the house. I can't believe that schliem happened. I can't clean up that schliem.

by Rezo Dezo Pezo April 6, 2008

Schliem

When someone owes you close to one thousand dollars, but after several years there is no hope of getting any money. Often, as a result of one's deadbeat friends

He crashed my car and I schliem out 900 dollars that I won't see again.
What an ass, Mike still schliems methat 900 dollars from three years ago, he spends that much weekly at the bars or on drugs!

by Dr. Frank Thomas XV April 28, 2008

schime

vb

1 : to steal 2 : take without permission or authorization

I didn't have enough money to buy the "They Live" DVD so I am going to schime it.

by Skippy Chi November 14, 2013

schmeckler

A little penis

Awww look at Alex's little schmeckler

by Dave o' Dave January 28, 2014

Schmeat

a person who has a small penis

it is the opposite to schlong.

"Yo Gonzo has a schmeat"
"No man I heard Carlos had a schmeat, his girlfriend told me"

by EjaculatoryAid May 17, 2015

Schmeckel

Alternative spelling: Schmeckle.

Currency in the Rick and Morty universe.

Schmeckel: "My name is Slippery Stairs, I'll take you down there for 25 Shmeckels." (S1E5)

by saralesarale March 11, 2019