Schmare

(adj) something that's just not right, possibilities include: disturbing, gross, disappointing, retarded, boring, ridiculous, etc: said in a negative tone

(verb) to schmare to engage in some sort of SCHMARE act with another person

You can also attach 'schmare' as a suffix or prefix. (i.e. schmareful, myschmare, faceschmare, macschmare, ischmare, schmareface)

Wow, that couple in the corner is SCHMARING!

My Psyc class today was SO schmare, we just sat there and did nothing. Total waste of time. Schmare.

That's a TOTAL schmare pic.

by Corey Bruins May 27, 2008

Schmeeph

From the fabulous and clever people of the LA area, Schmeeph is the essential "verb". It takes the place and syntactical structure of any verb, particularly for the purposes of censoring.

"What the Schmeeph is that?", or "If you even think I'm getting in the Schmeephing car..." are acceptable uses of "Schmeeph". "Let's go Schmeeph" can also be used meaning, "lets go: walk, play, run..."
*VERB*

by California March 9, 2005

SCHMETER

A small penis.

"That boy over there probably has a schmeter, lol."

by noobysub July 15, 2017

schmeeph

1. A very awesome individual, that typically provokes people to have a better time than normal.

2. A very hip trendy item, something very cool.

Oh my god, that hot girl is sooooo Schmeeph

by Anon March 9, 2005

schmee

The shmee has brought us together and given us many great laughs and we feel the need to share it with others. Perhaps not all can understand, but everyone deserves a chance to be a shmee. We pay our respects to the shmee. All in all the shmee cannot be taught but only grasped through the inner ability of someone who is down, cool, and real. The shmee is a joke, a word with a deep history, weathly characteristics, and phat grammatic capabilities. Do not be afraid to overuse it, its presence only feeds its power, but be sure not to over think it, or its presence will be in vain.

schmee.... STOP THINKING ABOUT IT!!!

by schmuea August 2, 2009

schmert

An Invernessian term for cheap, low grade pills. Once taken will make you act like an utter tit and loose control of your facial muscles. Resulting in increased confidence of your own abilities, shit dancing and a wreaked house.

Got any schmerts mate?
Check the nick o him just schmerting out his tree

by elmo the sexyboy December 21, 2006

schmerve

A person who acts irrationally and outrageously at times; Who embarrasses themselves in front of large groups of people

To act foolish, irrational, belligerent, obnoxious

After one too many drinks at the bar last night, Shelly peed her pants in front of everyone. She is such a schmerve.

by Lisa Boisey November 10, 2007