Schligger

The correct term for the popular musician "JSchlatt".

"Hey Schligger! Whens the next Christmas album coming out?"

by Schlagghead December 4, 2025

Von Schitzenpants

The commissioner of a fantasy football league that comes last every year. Often, their partner forces them to trade all their good players. This means they are known for collusion.

If I don’t win this week I’ll feel like a Von Schitzenpants.

I can’t believe you Von Schitzenpantsed again!

I’m not worried this week.. I’m playing Von Schitzenpants.

by Divorce Court November 9, 2024

Osgood-Schlatter disease

German slang for deep throating addiction.

Also sound like ; awwgggawwgunslchaltssss!

Your Osgood-Schlatter disease is really flaired up, you get a raise at work? A reference to a chronic condition.

by Billnyecuminyoureye August 15, 2025

Fitzing the schlitz

When two people engage in this, you'll know. Open a window, turn on a fan, and hope you're not a direct relative of either party.

Brad: "Dude, open a window, I just smelled them fitzing the schlitz."

Tim: "Shit, that was my cousin"

Brad: "Dude, you just got fitzed by relation"

Tim: Commits seppuku

by Larroldo Rivera December 27, 2008