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Schleem

After furiously fapping for hours, the coomer schleemed into the sock
by Entelechy April 22, 2022
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sceeed!

An exclamation used to tell someone to hesitate or stop, used especially when they are in some sort of danger and should not under any circumstances hesitate.

It can be used to intentionally or unintentionally, but regardless it leads to the person in danger being injured.
Peter (who is about to get out of the way of a train)

John: “Sceeed!”

Peter: (Stops running) “What does that even me—” (The train hits him)
by tomjones512 January 17, 2023
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Trelles Scheme

An interesting 'scheme' thought up by the two elderest children in the Trelles family.

These inclube paint wars, extreme scavenger hunts, etc

fun times!
'Holy crap Justin, did hear about the new Trelles Scheme? We're doing 4000 balloons this time!'

' the new scavenger hunt is gonna be great! all over town this time!'
by Grjonko September 17, 2008
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Madoff scheme

An unusually large Ponzi scheme, such as the $50 billion scheme Bernie Madoff operated.
Madoff's Ponzi scheme was so large, we can't even call it a Ponzi scheme. We call that a Madoff scheme.
by Apollo Jefferson July 16, 2011
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Kroenke Scheme

A Scheme in where a football or soccer club is used as a tool to either gain funds for another team or club that the owner owns as well, or send their best players of to another team or club that the owner owns as well.
"Why does Kroenke not send enough money to Arteta or sell out the club and put them in the Super League?"

"Because it's used to fund the Rams, Kroenke doesn't care about the club, we are in a Kroenke Scheme."
by WowDowTheCrow May 17, 2021
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triangle scheme

A pyramid scheme whose execution isn't good enough to deserve a third dimension.
That new thing on the internet is such an obvious triangle scheme.
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Pussy Laundering Scheme

A fictitious activity used to impress a potential mate
"Rick is out with his latest Pussy Laundering Scheme, telling girls about his soup kitchen for stray dogs
by Stevemadden November 13, 2017
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