Sarah Palin

A desperate houeswife trying to be intelligent and powerful.

Person 1: Why is she running for Class President?

She can't even string a sentence together.

Person 2: I know! She's such a Sarah Palin.

by Mussokn April 13, 2011

Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin is a Republican Politician, and the current Governor of Alaska. She was the running mate for GOP presidential candiate John McCain during the 2008 election cycle. Also, she is apparently an incarnation of Lucifer himself, judging from all the other though provoking entries here.

Sarah Palin does not agree with my enlightened, intellectual liberal principles. Therefore, she is a horrible horrible person. Also, I'm pretty sure she's Satan in disguise.

by Bearded One June 25, 2009

Sarah Palin

The hottest woman to ever be named as a Vice Presidential running mate!

Have you seen Alaska's Governor Sarah Palin? She is McCain's schmokin' hot pick for Vice President in the upcoming 2008 Presidential election!

by Misty Dawn August 29, 2008

Sarah Palin

The Whore of Babble On

Every time the Whore of Babble On opens her mouth, Jesus kills TEN kittens.

I propose a new drinking game. Every time Sarah Palin says something stupid, we all take a drink!

by Animal63 December 17, 2013

Sarah Palin

Governor of state of Alaska. Triggers inane and childish entries into Urban Dictionary by jejune contributors

There are 50 states. They all have governors elected by popular vote. Sarah Palin was the governor of Alaska. It's a state.

by creed5555 November 16, 2009

Sarah Palin

An strong, independent former VP nominee on the Republican ticket. Is criticized for her conservative, Christian, creationist, and pro-life views. No, she doesn't believe in murdering defenseless children. A great role model!

Q: Did you hear about Sarah Palin's statement against a Family Guy episode?

A: Yes, but the Family Guy episode slammed her baby boy, Trig for having Down Syndrome.

by small voice. February 17, 2010

Sarah Palin

Complete opposite understanding of intended information.

Worse... I just did a Sarah Palin... I looked at the facts, assessed the situation, and arrived at the most furthest, most completely unrelated, and obviously wrong conclusion possible...

by TheSpyofCharles February 26, 2011