Sarah Palin 

An strong, independent former VP nominee on the Republican ticket. Is criticized for her conservative, Christian, creationist, and pro-life views. No, she doesn't believe in murdering defenseless children. A great role model!

Q: Did you hear about Sarah Palin's statement against a Family Guy episode?

A: Yes, but the Family Guy episode slammed her baby boy, Trig for having Down Syndrome.

Sarah Palin by small voice. February 17, 2010

Sarah Palin 

Complete opposite understanding of intended information.

Worse... I just did a Sarah Palin... I looked at the facts, assessed the situation, and arrived at the most furthest, most completely unrelated, and obviously wrong conclusion possible...

Sarah Palin by TheSpyofCharles February 26, 2011

Sarah Palin 

The wanna be bitch mom of america.

I've already got a mom, I don't need you, Sarah Palin!

Sarah Palin by TheCrazyMaddie November 28, 2010

sarah palin 

a thumbs-up gesture to signal gratuitous sarcasm

After he made an outlandishly false statement, I signaled my sarcastic approval with a sarah palin.

sarah palin by mojoholio November 22, 2010

Sarah Palin 

Quite Positively the MILF of the century.
MILF MILF MILF.
Could be a GILF soon, apparently her daughter's pregnant.
Also John McCain's failed vice presidential candidate.

You seen Sarah Palin? What a MILF!

Sarah Palin by Dr. Gee March 18, 2009

Sarah Palin 

44 year-old governor of Alaska and possible future Vice President of the United States. Former runner-up to Miss Alaska and mother of five children. Total hottie who bears more than a passing resemblance to Tina Fey. A blue collar babe, Mrs. Palin is known to have worked as a commercial fisherman and is proficient in the operation of snowmobiles and firearms.

Sarah Palin is a total MILF. I want her as VP so that I can fap to the State of the Union speech 4 years from now.

Sarah Palin by McCain-MILF '08 October 18, 2008

Sarah Palin 

Governor of Alaska since 2006. John McCain's running mate for 2008 election. As a governor, Sarah Palin has more executive experience than her running mate, senator Biden or Senator Obama put together. Has been an effective governor, balancing the budget and presenting the Alaska Gasoline Inducement Act to build a natural gas pipeline through Canada, reducing our dependence on foreign oil.

Liberal: Can't stand that inexperienced Sarah Palin. Can't believe she doesn't stay home to raise her down-syndrome kid! (scowl)
Other guy: You sound nervous. I thought you supported working women. And doesn't Palin have more executive experience than that gal you were hellbent on getting into office just the other day?
Liberal: You're right. We liberals are suggestible. That's why we chose Obama.

Sarah Palin by Kuchen, kniffla and streudels October 18, 2008