When engaging in sex on the beach, the male will inconspicuously dip his genitals into the sand and then proceed with penetration in an act of spite.
Bro, did you hear what Josh did on vacation? He got into an argument with his girlfriend and used the ole spindle sander on her when they “went for a walk on the beach” later that night. She came back to the hotel walking like a cowboy.
by J-Sleezy69 April 22, 2022
Where you deep fry your dick before getting head and after nutting she says “it’s finger licking good”
George: Have you tried the kernel sander?
Kate: No
George: *dips dick in frying oil*
George: now give me head
Kate: No
George: *dips dick in frying oil*
George: now give me head
by Ur brother a mother March 13, 2018
Ollie Sanders is a fat fuck who will be willing to suck anyone’s dick for free and thinks that he is cool and funny but the reality is that he is just a fat fuck who needs to get a life rather than sit at home eating shit and getting fatter
by Happyman12345678910ur gay April 09, 2019
We had been at it for a while when I pulled a surging sanders. She was a bit suprised to say the least, but I think everyone was satisfied.
by utunga February 04, 2016
When you're fucking a woman in the ass, but instead of finishing inside you cum unexpectedly out of your left index finger.
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