S-I-M-P

S-I-M-P, also spelled like SIMP, Simp or S.I.M.P Stands for Squirrels In My Pants. A very useful word, which made its debut in a song

There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background)Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels
Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to M to the P!
Who you got back and watering your plants?
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
How can I qualify for government graaaants...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Yeah...
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Got an Aunt Florance living in Fraaance...
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my Pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

by The one with a lot of adobe September 26, 2020

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S&M

No, it's not sadomasochism
S&M stands for Stand & Model; some fag bars labelled as S&M bars favour the hottest-looking customers while purposefully ignoring the uglier or older ones.

The Manray in Seattle was an S&M bar -- you had to be at least reasonably attractive in order to get a drink in the joint.

by Telephony February 11, 2022

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d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d

A mental state Eminem feels typically caused by a substance where you feel like

up is down
left is right
day is night
in is out
black is white.

to and fro is side to side
are you coming or going? You can barely decide
back is forth now and stop means go
no means yes but yes don't mean no

I'm at my best, when I'm at my worst and for that I'm blessed, so every time i talk i curse because I'm discombobulated. I just took an AIDS test and the doctor said to think positive.

the cocksucking psychiatrists misdiagnosed me with plaque psoriasis because i asked them why is it my eye itches so they gave me some diet tips and viagra with side effects Really, they were just d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d

by zygga April 25, 2025

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S&M

It is an abbreviation of "Sadism and Masochism" which refers to the enjoyment of pain.

"My new boyfriend and I are into S&M ; we use whips and chains when we have sex!"

by jacobisous April 10, 2020

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Symphony & Metallica

S&M is a live album by Metallica with the support of the San Francisco Symphony Orchestra, conducted by Michael Kamen.

The performances took place in Berkeley Community Theatre, April 21st and 22nd 1999. The CD and DVD came out layer the same year; November 23rd.

In 2019, 20 years later, the band decided to collaborate with the same symphony orchestra, once more, to make S&M2. On September 6th and 8th 2019 two performances took place in San Francisco Chase Center and, this time, they were conducted by Edwin Outwater and Michael Tilson Thomas. The CD and DVD came out almost a year later; August 28th 2020.

S&M is my favourite live album of all time.

I wish they had played "Bleeding me" in S&M2.

by hetfield <3 February 6, 2023

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