Crossbow roulette

A decision maker believes they have several options, but in fact only one outcome can be chosen.

Scott: I can't believe that Willy thinks he can negotiate his rent payment again. He's fooling himself.

Julia: I know- it's crossbow roulette.

by oReiLLZ December 22, 2008

Relationship Roulette

A new relationship turned so horribly wrong, that you are willing to pull the fucking trigger and end it by any means possible. Most often by brutal honesty: the words no one wants to hear/you can never take back, or just plane old calling the DB out. Warning- this has the potential to backfire & make the situation So much worse & down right hysterical (I mean dysfunctional).

Example (calling said DB out):

You: "No, D. I cannot see you anymore. We are a fucking hot mess together"
Him: "But I'm in love with you, it was meant to be, I want babies with you, we are soul mates...etc......."
You: "Wow, D, you've totally opened my eyes. These past 3 days have been magical! Let's Facebook everyone and tell them the good news and YES, babies, babies, babies... NOW!!!

~(Friends reading above Texts!!!)... damn, shot down! she totally pulled out the "Relationship Roulette"

Example (Brutal Honesty):
Him:" I know it's only been 3 days, I'm going through a nasty divorce, we live states away from one another- but I'm in love with you, you are the one".
You: "lets just break this down: you are diagnosed bipolar, sporting a vasectomy and wife(x)? that is literal trailer trash (no, we just dropped your kid off at her trailer while she yelled obscenities at my car (windows up)! You have no compassion, my father just died but you 'aren't going to tiptoe around the fact that being a father is Awesome'. I'm a fucking Rockstar in bed. However, I've never wanted to try sea cucumber. I am scarred for life"

~Damn, man down! Enough "Relationship Roulette"

by the one that ran away June 14, 2013

cleveland roulette

The bleaching the anus of a person, followed by the munching, eating or teasing with tongue of the anus and hoping that no feces will be either tasted nor swallowed. This process is often repeated or passed around in a group intil one fails (in rare occasions people would continue)

Guy1: man you coming over for some cleveland roulette?

Guy2: naww man, last time I had corn in my teeth for two days and stank breath for four

by ballabingboo22 October 22, 2013

Stubhub Roulette

The process of travelling to an event without tickets, with the hope that you can find cheap tickets after last-minute price drops on Stubhub. This may also require commandeering a printer from a nearby hotel, Kinkos, or random office building.

Dude A: Hey duder, want to go to the Solar Bears game tonight?
Dude B: Ehh maybe, traffic is going to suck. Where are your seats?
Dude A: Don't have them yet, going to play stubhub roulette 5 minutes before game time.
Dude B: $1 tickets? Fuck yeah

by kirkandorules March 2, 2016

Sock roulette

Using your socks as cum rags and then forgetting to separate them from your clean ones

I jacked off last night but as I got ready for work this morning I forgot about it and I lost sock roulette

by Classic Schmosby April 28, 2016

Russian Roulette Turkey Baster

When several of a females guy friends cum into a bowl, then mixed up and inserted into her with a turkey baster and hope they aren't the one to get her pregnant

Son, you were born by Russian roulette turkey baster.

by Russian Roulette Turkey Baster July 12, 2017

Asian Roulette

pretty much like Russian roulette but except no gun. instead of a gun, we have an Asian that's going to get roasted by a group of 2-7 but every time the Asian gets roasted he can legally beat you up. you can try to block and dodge but he will hit you anywhere worse than the spot the Asian is aiming for.

Guy: Hey dude wanna play Asian roulette?
Guys Friend: Yeah dude lets play it. but you have to pay for my medical bills.
Guy: you too
-Asian Gets Roasted-
Asian: I'm going to fuck you ass up
-Asian beats Guys Friend-
play Asian roulette at your own risk

by chingchongchlnaman February 19, 2019