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Dirty Roberta

A girl that sleeps with any guy that shows interest and has a girlfriend or wife makes him even more desirable.
Some dirty Roberta took my husband home from the bar last night .
by Scizzott 402 July 25, 2022
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Dane Roberts Hansen

This is a rare mammal only known to some of the lynfield college people, he stalks his prey (beef jerky) and pounces behind it. buttfucking & eating it at the same time. A very dangerous animal when it come's to food, I wouldn't go anywhere near him with beef jerky.
Ashton: DUDE what the fuck are you doing with beef jerky at school?

Kouroush: I don't know man? I'm hungry. man's gotta eat his lunch.

Ashton: DANE ROBERTS HANSEN WILL FUCKING ATTACK YOU IF HE SEE'S YOU WITH THAT SHIT
by boomheadshotmealtime July 11, 2011
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Daisy Roberts

A person who attention seeks, pretends to be gay, fakes having depression and is a little bitch
by Sloppy bum bum June 15, 2020
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Declan Roberts

A MAN, tall, sexy, big cock, lord of memes, and overall the best you have ever had in bed (and virtually). The kind of guy you wake up with head and treat like a fucking king (because he deserves it). Guy, you hook up with at a staff party and continue hooking up and then end up falling in love with. The best hiney and even better hair, and the manliest facial hair ever. "Wise, intellectual, always right, and funny that's Declan for ya."
oh that Declan Roberts have virtual sex with me
by declanslover23456789 February 20, 2019
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denzel Roberts

A very attractive man with a very good sense of humor has hella friends, very known and is athlete a man for others just overall great man and has crazy rizz
by Chuckman200 November 28, 2022
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Dakota Roberts

The cutest guy ever. His red hair turns me on and makes me horny. I love Dakota Roberts so much.
1: Is that Dakota Roberts?
2: Yes, he's my boyfriend.
by ae90-iuyszcxghjhvc[cv-iucb December 3, 2025
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Doing a John Roberts

You are doing a John Roberts when you try to give both sides something to call a win.
Guy A: "What to do now? My daughter wants to visit Disneyland but my wifey complains it's too expensive for us to go there".
Guy B: "Well, buy some Disney movie tickets and save money that way. Your daughter will be happy and your wifey won't complain anymore."
Guy A: "You want me doing a John Roberts, right?"
Guy B: "Yeah, that's a foolproof plan. Trust me!"
*Divorce triggering*
by SupremeCourtNerd July 16, 2020
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