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cash rash

A severe allergic reaction, usually found on the upper thighs or ass cheeks, brought about by any amount of money ‘burning a hole in your pocket.’ The only known cure is to spend every cent of your Welfare check, Social Security check or Paycheck before midnight on payday – no matter what your financial obligations might be. Purchases generally include such low-rent essentials as cigarettes, lottery tickets, liquor, drugs, new release DVDs or CDs. Expenses such as rent, car payments, insurance, clothing or food are not considered to be essentials and therefore are not factored into the equation.
“Ouch! I gotta buy some cigarettes, DVDs and lottery tickets, quick - before I get a cash rash! I had a lot of overtime this week!”
by Politic Ric May 26, 2010
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zombie rash

a rash contracted from kissing randoms at the bar who could be possible necrophiliacs.
Brisbane, Australia: Woman contracts zombie rash after making out with a 23 year old male necrophiliac. (Unknown to her at the time) Police caught the man and he was imprisoned. TRUE STORY! Bet you'll think twice before picking up a random now!
by Vegas Craps Wee February 3, 2012
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gash-rash

the rash that surrounds a skanky cunt-hole, caused by excessive queef discharge.
Brooke has an immense gash-rash.
by bread infection December 28, 2005
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Road Rash

A sexual disease recieved from being 'on the road'.
That girl at the concert last week gave me road rash
by shoe_on_hat September 28, 2009
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fanny rash

A rash on fanny's.

Symptoms;;
Sore,
Red,
Patchy,
Itchy,
smelly,
yellow cheese like discharge,
Fishy odour,
Yeast
puss like sore's,
"Eep Ella, You have fanny rash"
"I know"
"Go to the gynocologyst!!"
by Wilomena June 18, 2006
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reef rash

An injury to a surfer after they get dragged across a reef.
Nick had major reef rash on his arm after he hit that reef off the point.
by Andrea May 6, 2005
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Beaner Rash

The trashy lifestyle description for Latinos/Mexicans. Beaner Rash is to the Latino/Mexican race as White Trash (WT) is to the white race.
There are six broke down cars in Pablo's overgrown front yard.. He is living and looking like Beaner Rash...
by CountryDude88 February 27, 2010
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