zombie rash

a rash contracted from kissing randoms at the bar who could be possible necrophiliacs.

Brisbane, Australia: Woman contracts zombie rash after making out with a 23 year old male necrophiliac. (Unknown to her at the time) Police caught the man and he was imprisoned. TRUE STORY! Bet you'll think twice before picking up a random now!

by Vegas Craps Wee February 3, 2012

cash rash

A severe allergic reaction, usually found on the upper thighs or ass cheeks, brought about by any amount of money ‘burning a hole in your pocket.’ The only known cure is to spend every cent of your Welfare check, Social Security check or Paycheck before midnight on payday – no matter what your financial obligations might be. Purchases generally include such low-rent essentials as cigarettes, lottery tickets, liquor, drugs, new release DVDs or CDs. Expenses such as rent, car payments, insurance, clothing or food are not considered to be essentials and therefore are not factored into the equation.

“Ouch! I gotta buy some cigarettes, DVDs and lottery tickets, quick - before I get a cash rash! I had a lot of overtime this week!”

by Politic Ric May 26, 2010

gash-rash

the rash that surrounds a skanky cunt-hole, caused by excessive queef discharge.

Brooke has an immense gash-rash.

by bread infection December 28, 2005

Road Rash

A sexual disease recieved from being 'on the road'.

That girl at the concert last week gave me road rash

by shoe_on_hat September 28, 2009

fanny rash

A rash on fanny's.

Symptoms;;
Sore,
Red,
Patchy,
Itchy,
smelly,
yellow cheese like discharge,
Fishy odour,
Yeast
puss like sore's,

"Eep Ella, You have fanny rash"
"I know"
"Go to the gynocologyst!!"

by Wilomena June 18, 2006

reef rash

An injury to a surfer after they get dragged across a reef.

Nick had major reef rash on his arm after he hit that reef off the point.

by Andrea May 6, 2005

attitash rash

When one comes in way too hot (fast) and wipes out on the alpine slide at Attitash Mountain in Bartlett, NH. I common remedy to this problem is combat lingere.

Person 1: "Dude, what happened to you?"
Person 2: "I was thundergunning it down the alpine slide and got mad attitash rash"
Person 1: "Should've got some combat lingere before you went!"
Person 2: "Yeah, I know man."

by Dennis Reynolds 1234 December 4, 2013