Pick Me Girl

A pick me girl is a girl who typically hangs out with guys purely because she craves validation from them (often due to daddy issues) she will purposely change her behaviour when around a group of boys and most likely point out your insecurities or secrets you told her personally and make fun of you in-front of them. They will brag about how they are “natural” and how they do things “girls wouldn’t normally do” like claim to skate or play sports. (they most likely suck) they also continuously speak aloud about how “hanging out with guys is easier because its less drama” when in actual fact girls don’t claim her because of how fucking annoying she is and she has lost all of her friends due to the pick me girl exposing them in-front of stupid ass boys. You probably know one in real life. Drop them immediately if they do. This also come from internalised misogyny. Some appear on tik tik, disagreeing with feminist and bashing other women just for them to get some buzz from boys telling her in the comments “we found a good on boys” “woah a funny woman for once” either way stay away from these girls they’re fucking annoying and will literally add to each and every insecurity you have keep your head up queen.

*being nice to your face* *group of boys who probably don't even like her that much come over”

“hiiii guyysss! omg no yeah we were just talking about how *insert name* needs to fix her makeup! yeah like I wouldn’t know because I dont wear ANY makeup like i’m so natural and I’m too busy gaming to wear makeup ahahah!”

Josh : “*under breath* I bet shes not even that good”

Pick me Girl: *touches arm*
“omg josshhh stoppp ahahah stopp no literally like I love minecraft yeah like I found diamonds yesterday like omg like yeah are you proud? *fake laugh* ahaha yeah”

Pick me girl to ‘friend’: I swear like you wear loads of makeup right? omg YEAH its to cover up your ACNE right? yeah my skin is so clear because i clearly dont wear makeup so I DONT have that problem but like yeah you kinda need makeup...i can still kind of see it... *looks to boys for approval”

by dracularua August 10, 2020

Picking Flowers

Picking flowers refers to when someone is visiting the bathroom.

Its also pretty feminine thing to say, and maybe even a bit prestigous, not sure though

Girl 1; I need to go pick flowers, brb
Girl 2; I'll come with you

Picking flowers

by TrappedForever June 11, 2020

Pick me boy

A pick me boy is the male equivalent of a pick me girl. These are types of guys that emotionally manipulate and gaslight girls by using self deprecating language in the hopes of the girl contradicting them. They will often mention how ugly they are and wait for the girl to disagree. If the girl disagrees then they will take that a sign the girl is into them and will be overly pushy my confessing their attraction or asking them out. If the girl rejects them they will become angry and say how nice guys always finish last and all girls are the same.

*ATTENTION

IF YOUR A PICK ME BOY, THE REASON GIRLS DON’T LIKE YOU IS YOU AREN'T ACTUALLY NICE. YOU USE NICE BEHAVIOUR TO TRY TO GET WITH THEM

Example of how a pick me boy conversation would go. (PMB AND GIRL PAIRED TOGETHER IN GROUP PROJECT)
PMB= Hey 🥺 sorry you had to pair with me 🥺🥺 you wouldn’t otherwise. I’m so ugly 😥
Girl= it’s fine, your not ugly
PMB= really. 🥺🥺 your so nice. Notice how I complimented your personality and not your body. Because I respect women.

Girl=thanks I guess..
PMB= do you wanna go out with me?
Girl= um no thanks I have a boyfriend
PMB= what! This whole time you spoke to me like a normal human you had a boyfriend! All women are the same. Females just don’t like nice guys 🥺🥺🥺

by Ahuman564 January 18, 2022

Pick-n-slave

An employee who works at a Pick 'n' Save grocery store, most likely against their will.

Billy was a Pick-n-slave, until he found a job that paid twice as much. He then bid the rest of his co-slaves farewell and went on to bigger and better things.

by Sokituya April 7, 2008

Pick

A triangular or tear dropped shaped piece of plastic use to pluck the stings of a guitar. At first glance they appear inanimate ordinary plastic; however guitar picks are actually made from a very rare from of sentient plastic that has a tendency to roam around when left unattended. Their adventures can last up to two full weeks, and while most picks usually return to their place of origin, a poor sense of direction cause many to become lost, and some even intentionally run away. Picks also have a unique telepathic ability and can sense peoples joy, the more one enjoys using a particular pick, the more likely it is to abandon its owner.

I just bought 200 picks at the music store, by the time I actually went to play guitar I could only find one.

by StarFox69 November 4, 2013

pick up the phone

be available or come through for someone

Person One: I really trust you dawg. I feel like you’re always gonna be there for me.

Person Two: Of course bro. I’m always gonna pick up the phone for you.

by ShoulderBoulder December 16, 2019

Guitar Pick

It doesn't matter how many you have, how many you want, or how many you need. You will always lose them.

Randy bought a set of 100 custom made guitar picks last week. He now has three.

by cookieraider21 March 12, 2015