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social puberty

A point in your life when you start dressing better, easily talk to the opposite sex, stop being immature, become more popular, know how to socialize, and get a life. Social puberty can occur anywhere from the ages of 11-14, and anytime after that for the socially delayed.
*at a party*
Chick 1: Dayummm, Rick looks fine tonight!
Chick 2: Don't think about it, he has a girlfriend.
Chick 1: Rick?? He used to be a total virgin/geek/nerd! Didn't he leave our school cause people were bullying him?
Chick 2: Yeah, well now he drives a Lexus, is captain of the football team, and could be an Abercrombie model.
Chick 1: Holy shit, he must have finally went through social puberty.
by ch33z January 2, 2008
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Poverty Beetle

a common household cockroach

also known as project beetle
Damn boi, did you see that poverty beetle?
by beanteam September 20, 2010
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Puberty

Acne, mood swings, obsessive sexual desires, wet dreams, menstruation, breasts, hair everywhere, penis enlargement. Basically the hell I'm going through before I can become an adult.
Fuck puberty
by LiftedStarfish March 6, 2016
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Statue of Puberty

Euphemism: Meaning 'erect penis'

To have a somewhat larger than usual 'semen submersible'

The thing which stands out the most during puberty,

Similar to the Statue of Liberty unveiled on October 28th 1886, except a regular penis does not come with torch, face, stola or sandals. (Usually.)
Other euphemisms like 'Statue of Puberty' include...

Morning Glory
Bishop's Crosier
Hugh Jwang
Stomp On
Stiffey
A Barred Dock
by Sir Bartholomew McTavish October 9, 2009
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poverty

Unfortunate or unpleasing; bad; not money. Can be used to show disapproval.
Wow that joke was pretty poverty. You suck.
by Money from the Bank October 29, 2008
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poverty flats

The flat, dry area between winnemucca and paradise valley Nevada. located just past the cheveron station. populatin: unkown
Adam and Aaron Gray lives in Poverty Flats.
by Alex Schumacher January 3, 2008
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poverty

1. The preferred state for most minorities and Democrats by the Republican party.

2. The lack of morals exhibited by the old men and oil companies who run the economy.

3. Having enough money for weed but none for lighters or rolling papers.

4. The vow taken by members of the Roman Catholic Church (you know them, right? Biggest land-owners on the planet?)
syn: bullshit

1. The Republican view towards poverty is bullshit.

2. Running away with all the fuckin' money, leaving everyone else in poverty, is bullshit!

3. Oh man... where's a pop can and two twigs to rub together? Poverty is Bullshit!

4. Those rich assholes don't pay taxes just because they wear dresses and chant? Vow of poverty, my ass... That's complete BULLSHIT!
by Madmann October 10, 2005
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