pubishless

The quality of a meal to not resemble pub food.

Derived in exclamation of the desire to not eat at a pub when at a pub hunting for food.

Not to be confused with 'pubish' or 'pubishness' - the quality of a meal to BE pub food.

Other forms:

publishlessnocicity: the state of a meal not being pub food.

John: do you want to grab a meal at this pub?
Barry: nah, I'm after something more pubishless.

... later ...
Barry: mmm the pubishlessnocicity of this meal is exactly what I was after!
John and Barry: *burp*

by mmmpuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuub! July 15, 2009

Crime and Punishment

A book written by a Russian guy that involves a nice murder, a christian prostitute and a happy drunk.

I really hope "Crime and Punishment" isn't a long book.

by Ron_Thornbrash May 23, 2005

Pokemon Purist

(n.) A shot of alcohol containing equal parts of Blue Curacao, hot sauce and Bicardi 151, which must be followed by the drinker's yell, "It's super effective!"

Pokemon Purists all 'round!

It's super effective!

by TheLoudestFan December 30, 2009

punish fuck

To fuck a woman in such a way as to hurt her by thrusting fast with force into the vagina or ass in response to some wrongdoing, while shouting at her.

"My girlfriend made-out with some dude, so I had to punish fuck her to teach her some respect."

by ska_talon October 8, 2003

Putin

Vladimir Putin — the botox-pumped balding ex-KGB dwarf, who started out his post-Soviet career by laundering stolen Saint Petersburg city treasury funds (just search SPAG and case №144128) and racketeering casinos. As of the year 2000 he became a "president", covering crime bosses, oligarchs and corrupt government officials working together to build tasteless mansions, buy private yachts and property all over the world, as well as making sure that non-corrupt officials, journalists and cops would put up or shut up (those who didn't, got imprisoned or happened to accidentally slip in the shower or get shot/poisoned/stabbed). For 20 years has been winning "elections" and comparing penises and military budget sizes with the US instead of investing money in making healthcare and education suck less.

There's quite a bunch of things in this world that stay the same, no matter how much the conditions change: such as speed of light, gravitational acceleration, mass of basic chemical elements and Putin being a president.

by Admiral_Bongo October 28, 2020

putinani

another name for cooter or cooch or in other words, vagina

"my putinani itches like hell"

by drinkingteamND January 13, 2008

putas de mierda

Spanish for "fucking bitches"
It actually, when literally translated means "bitches of shit"

Look at those putas de mierda!

by David Barnes March 27, 2004