Peter-Pumper

How a hick insults someone from civilization when trying to call them a jerk. Can be used in the verb form when used in retaliation.

Kamiza: YOUR A PETER-PUMPER!!!
Ciolino: I peter-pumped your mom.

by Kyle Wynne August 9, 2006

Pulper

Noun used for a individual who can't stop bragging about their love for pulp in Orange Juice, leaving the non-pulpers discusted

Wow she's a real pulper

by Dkcamm November 22, 2018

chunk pumper

Any friend that will fuck a fat girl, to take one for the team.

Last night, Tommy drew the small stray and was the designated chunk pumper for the night.

by HA_13 November 5, 2015

püper

The anus or rectum. See butthole.

Daisy could tell Richard wanted to put it in the püper.

by Reisser May 23, 2003

puppered

When a pupper gets triggered.

The pupper is puppered.

by Katter da hatter October 16, 2017

penis pumpery

1) Masturbation

2) A place where ones' penis can be pumped-off, often into a jar where the ejaculant is saved and consumed later.

3) Penis pumpery may also refer to an upcoming dvd featuring several buff men pumping iron while pumping each other's dicks.

4) Also, penis pumpery is synonymous with ass hattery and faggotry or faggot-tree.

5) The last known definition refers to the clandestine society found in sonas throughout the world in which buff, sweaty men pump each others penises off.

Joey: "Hey man, are you going to the local penis pumpery tonight ? I hear they're having a two for one ball waxing addition to the regular penis pumping."

Arnold: "Naw dog, I'm totally not cool with some other dude beatin my meat...know what I'm saying ?"

by hot balls Johnson December 20, 2010

texas double pumper

to use both your hands while finger banging some slut in a pumping manner, four fingers mininmum.

i gave that cunt sarah leader a texas double pumper

by badtouch October 8, 2008