puffy pants syndrome

It’s when a not very well endowed man puffs his pant/shorts out to make it look like he’s got a big schlong

Look at “Little” Willie with his puffy pants syndrome trying to make out he’s a “big boy”

by Baps from Bollo*ks September 14, 2022

Puffy Coats

Worthless corporate folks, aka overhead costs, with zero real world success.

Those corporate folks who walk around all day in their puffy coats with an Ogio backpack and a Yeti cup while they send emails and PowerPoints yet accomplish near nothing.

by TheTrueTexan July 28, 2022

Puffy

A nicotine vape

Let me hit your puffy

by anonymous October 15, 2023

puffy coat

The frothy mixture of semen and saliva that results from pushing someone's cheeks together after having received ejaculate in the mouth and not swallowing.

A puffy coat is somewhere between bumpercoats and cast iron

by zenodotus November 14, 2012

PUFFY

An acronym meaning Pick Up Feces From the Yard. When you don't want to put "pick up dog poop" on your to-do list.

I went outside to PUFFY before people came for the picnic.

by Jarsofstars May 2, 2025

Puffy

Pejorative term to describe indigenous-related peoples, especially those that commonly eat fry bread or sopapillas. Particularly refers to the Native Americans and Hispanic people from around Arizona and New Mexico, but also can refer to those in South Dakota.

This term is similar to beaner or rice eater, as a reference to a staple food being used to describe an ethnic group. It is also similar to the incorrect usage of the term Mexican to describe indigenous-related peoples of the Southwest US.

That restaurant is a puffy native place.

by EssexYSexon May 9, 2023

puffy vajayjay

A puffy vajayjay signifies a very sexually aroused female Orpheus that generally requires a severe pounding to relieve intracellular tensions produced by the one we call a justin.

Oh look at all the puffy vajayjay's... there must be Justin near by.

by Lifted Chevy luva June 27, 2017