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Panter

A portmanteau of the words pan and banter.

It is used to describe any and all forms of pan based banter and often in reference to having to down a boiling pan or multiple boiling pans of an alcoholic beverage.

The word was initially coined in Shakespeare's Hamlet and has become commonplace in the English language from the late 1600s onward.
Example 1:
Horatio was being a bloody lad and had to down 6 pans of vodka and kas ... panter (Hamelt, Act 2, Scene 5)

Example 2:
Lost your wallet - that's a pan
Overly large forehead - that's 2 pans
HIV positive - that's a pain
Brain damage - that's a pan to catch your dribble
Instrument for writing with ink - that's a pen

The above is panter.
by vodkaandkas July 17, 2011
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pant-load

Being full of shit. A know it all; a loser; a dullard, someone who isn't very bright. Could also mean someone is being an asshole. Having a load (of Shit) in your pants, Hence being full of shit. From an episode of King of the Hill where Bill steals a tank while intoxicated after learning that the Army experimented on him causing him severe weight gain and baldness... Bill, "Forgive me guys I was such a pant-load!!"
"Man did you hear what the President said?" "Yeah that guy is a total Pant-load!
by anthony24 January 9, 2006
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panther piss

A particularly vile alcohol. Worse than run-of-the-mill bad alcohol due to an offending odor or flavor. Often applied to cheap wine, booze, or beer whose only redeeming factor is that it can get you drunk.
Sure, Coors Light is panther piss, but after 6 or 7, you won't care.
by Old Joe Bob April 29, 2006
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panther swipe

-when you jerk off into your own hand, then paw it on your lady's face right after you've finished
...like a panther

(made famous by deadspin)
Ex.)
She was being so feisty in bed i had to panther swipe her; from then on she did what i said.
by dogg81 January 10, 2009
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pant banana

Contents of the male trousers, a close cousin of the Trouser Snake. Can appear yellowish in colour, and carries a tough outer skin which can be peeled back.
"Holy crap Steve, she just asked to see my pant banana! I better clean the old grapes first!"
by Cathal Ryan November 4, 2007
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Pantha

Slang for panther. Meaning an attractive and potential mate. Derived from the saying "cool cat."
Damn, did you see his ass? Total pantha!
by doobiesista69 May 31, 2009
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Pantagonist

A character in a story that causes conflict by not wearing pants.
The pantagonist of the book was continually flashing key characters, causing a severe shift in the plot!
by Marky Mark o'Glenrock March 1, 2010
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