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Protege Illest

The name of budding white rappers born in the richest parts of the world, but imagine they live in the hood.
Man did you see Protege Illest's new Hoodstar video?
by SpeakTheMind January 18, 2011
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photogenocide

-When all people in a photograph look unphotogenic or just plain awful

-When everyone in a picture looks dreadful
Jan: "Look how crazy we all look in this picture! We are so unphotogenic."

Ben: "Unphotogenic? All you guys look like victims of photogenocide."
by Babeemus May 17, 2008
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Photogenic

Looking very good in photos
She photoshopped (mhmm)
Im photogenic (mhmm)
by I'm Dslethic April 5, 2017
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photographer

person who, despite their best efforts, can't help but to take:
1.) an enormous amount of photos
2.) a normal amount of photos that always turn out to be amazing
aka: shutterbug
~CAUTION~
people might POSE as a photographer;
in reality they are stalking you when they use that long lens to see inside your window
by dominique hamilton December 11, 2006
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Proto Route

The Worst, Most Despair-Inducing Ending in the History of Shitposters, or the Proto Route.

A Proto Route is the unfortunate series of events that follow reckless attempts (Usually made by a shitposter of lesser taste) at capturing their waifu's heart. Patient Zero, Proto, first experienced the Proto Route in the visual novel Katawa Shoujo where he died multiple times after consistently choosing foolishly when attempting to be suave. The event has since inspired shitposters to heed warnings from weebs of a more refined taste.
Home Field Advantage:
>a. Kick 'em out
b. Dodge the subject

"RIP in peppers, you did the Proto Route"
by RedDire April 18, 2015
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Protagonist Syndrome

A mental attitude where a person is so infatuated with themselves and their goals that they become impatient and shut things out of their life or procrastinate on things they need to do rather than what they want to do. This kind of person indulges in self-care, and anything that doesn't concern their well-being and/or livelihood that causes them stress is irrelevant and trite.

If they're not focused on their goals, they're waiting for that moment for god to come along and " bless " them with an important goal.

If you relate to this, you probably have some other mental disorder and/or watch too much anime.
I told my followers on Twitter I'm taking a mental health break and one of them commented " ratio ". They don't even follow me and they hurled an insult at me anyway. I think they have a case of protagonist syndrome.
by Goku Gaming October 16, 2021
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writer protagonitis

a condition that makes the sufferer unable to resist games, books, and movies that feature an author as the main character.
He had writer protagonitis, and was therefore unable to resist buying Alan Wake for xbox360, Steven King's Misery, or Finding Forrester.
by Rotzo January 6, 2006
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