grandmaster of the pootang

To earn the title "Grandmaster of the Pootang", one must be capable of performing expert level techniques such as the "Full Lick". Grandmasters are guaranteed to steal your bitch, use her up and toss her back to you like a Cabbage Patch Kid after daddy's pitbull Spike is done with it.

"Bro I tried to do that Full Lick shit mane, I can't quite get it. Shit's hard"
"Yeah man you ain't quite ready to be a grandmaster of the pootang yet"

by bigpappy June 24, 2016

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profane

1. Offending of (the) god(s).
2. (American) A weak and misguided synonym for vulgar.

Civilised Human: What the fuck get away from me before I catch American disease.
American: Hey, don't you be using that profane language in my prescense.
Civilised Human: Get a fucking dictionary, you bible-bashing moron.

by His Imperial Majesty November 16, 2005

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Pronanoia

The momentary heart-stop you get when you're looking at pornography and think there's a picture of you up there, and you mentally catalogue whether any ex's may have secretly taken a picture of you without you knowing it and then posted it on the internet.

I was browsing a porn blog when I was struck with an acute case of pronanoia! But I quickly realized I didn't have a twin sister, or a bathtub full of Jell-O.

by brat#3 January 6, 2009

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King Propane

King Propane is an event held every 2 months between a group of friends. The event consists of making fire-balls using various shapes and sizes of propane cylinders.

Phill: Hey, Squirrel, are you going to the King Propane in August?

Squirrel: Yup! And i've got plenty of propane cylinders to get the party started!

by Corvid_crow April 3, 2005

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