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procrastinatey 

The feeling when you procrastinate and know you shouldn't be
On YouTube watching 7 second videos for hours because you are feeling procrastinatey
procrastinatey by ProCrastinator August 25, 2013

Procrastination dump 

The act of stalling by sitting on the toilet for an upwards of two hours.
I didn't want to do my homework so I grabbed my iPad and took a procrastination dump
Procrastination dump by Jsummers33 December 13, 2016

Procrastinate before you masturbate 

Taking time, maybe wasting time, before you "jerk the gherkin"
Hey Lauren remember to procrastinate before you masturbate ;)

Procrastination shits 

The spontaneous urge to defecate when faced with a tedious task. ie. homework, cleaning, studying, etc.
*Compass homework due at 11:59*
11:24: Fuck, I gotta shit again
Roommate: Must be the procrastination shits
Procrastination shits by Tsecation February 4, 2019

Procrastinationophobia 

The fear of- you know what? i'll tell you later
Procrastinationophobia is- gotta go, can't tell you now

mutual procrastination

wasting time with others. The dirtiest term for hanging out.
I like to fanticize about mutual procrastination, you know getting some friends together sitting in a circle and watching tv for two hours instead of homework, yeah thats the stuff.
mutual procrastination by Redhawk23 February 22, 2011