computer procrastination

the art of ignoring all your pressing and important tasks while playing computer games.

i had three assignments to do in the weekend but i filled up my time with computer procrastination.

by TrIaNgLiSt BoB May 1, 2006

Procrastination Sex

Having sex solely for the purpose of procrastinating.

I don't want to do my term paper... Let's have procrastination sex.

by MasturbatingBear April 13, 2010

procrastinate

What I do during my freetime.

Hm...I'll work on my project later...and stick my face on my glowing computer screen...

by Cyndane January 17, 2005

poocrastinate

Delaying defecation until it becomes more urgent than whatever one is currently doing, often resulting in a clenched sprint to the toilet

Mary poocrastinated while finishing the knitting of her new sweater's sleeve. With a sudden loss of control, she threw down the knitting and flew to the bathroom, trying her best to keep the turtle from sticking its head out further.

by B Knox April 29, 2008

procrastination

Best and worst way to get through college!
Procrasitating eventually catches up with you. But dammit, only a momentary satisfaction.

Describes those who cannot see the benefits of fun later, versus now.

Procrastination is a way of life for most students (unless they're anal retentive)

Procrastination rocks!

by Procrastinator April 24, 2004

procrastibate

to sexually play with ones self to avoid working

engaging in procrastibation
he procrastibated too much before the exam
stop procrastibating

by minirollsrule May 2, 2010

procrastinate

To put off from day to day.

by LarstaiT November 7, 2003