Procrastibate

Masturbating instead of doing homework or something you are supposed to be doing.

Instead of going to Lacrosse practice, Bill went to his room to procrastibate.

by Barrakuda4 February 19, 2010

Procrastibator

A person who puts off doing things for the purpose of persuing 'instant gratification activities' instead.

I am such a procrastibator - I didn't get my assignment done all weekend and now I'm all sore.

by krakadoom October 21, 2008

procrastination

1) Just like masturbation. It feels great now, but in the end you realized you screwed yourself
2) when someone thinks your dumb but your really smart, you just have a problem. its the real reason smart kids do poorly

Hey YOU reading this: stop this procrastination and do what your supposed to be doing! i know youre procratinating because you wouldnt be reading this if you werent!

by mort 35.5 October 9, 2005

computer procrastination

the art of ignoring all your pressing and important tasks while playing computer games.

i had three assignments to do in the weekend but i filled up my time with computer procrastination.

by TrIaNgLiSt BoB May 1, 2006

Procrastination Sex

Having sex solely for the purpose of procrastinating.

I don't want to do my term paper... Let's have procrastination sex.

by MasturbatingBear April 13, 2010

procrastinate

What I do during my freetime.

Hm...I'll work on my project later...and stick my face on my glowing computer screen...

by Cyndane January 17, 2005

poocrastinate

Delaying defecation until it becomes more urgent than whatever one is currently doing, often resulting in a clenched sprint to the toilet

Mary poocrastinated while finishing the knitting of her new sweater's sleeve. With a sudden loss of control, she threw down the knitting and flew to the bathroom, trying her best to keep the turtle from sticking its head out further.

by B Knox April 29, 2008