I'm Pregnant

What you don't want to hear if you don't want to have kids. However, you wouldn't have had to if you didn't cave in to your Girlfriend's or Wife's demands to have them.

Laura: I have something to say.
Robert: What do you have to say?
Laura: I'm Pregnant
Robert: Shit

by PhoenixGamer34 April 21, 2021

Pregnant Individual

A person who may or may not identify being a woman who can bear and deliver a baby

Tommy - Look Mom - A pregnant woman
Mom - No Tommy, That is not a pregnant woman, that is a pregnant individual

Tommy - Fucking PC assholes

by Salinasone April 23, 2021

Pregnant Swan

When one has a rather muscular arm/bicep which bulges his shirt or clothes. An over large bicep muscle which also may be described as 'Hench'.

"Look at that geeza, check out his pregnant swan."

"oi breddas check out my pregnant swan."

"that mans jj is the creator, look at his pregnant swan!"

by Termanator April 19, 2010

Pregnant fever

A guy who has the hots for pregnant women. Wants to fuck all of them he can get his hands on.

John's got pregnant fever.

by Deep Blue 2012 September 11, 2009

pregnant stripper

a type of adult entertainment you don't want at a stag

stag itinerary: go carts,pregnant strippers, goodie bags.

by Gman604 November 11, 2007

pregnant pussy

A pregnant woman

A male that is being as or more dramatic then a pregnant woman

Damn the things I’d do with Lindsey’s pregnant pussy...

Zack is being a pregnant pussy, now he’s complaining of the scrape on his elbow after his fall off the skateboard

by Onlyme4you April 26, 2020

mouth pregnant

life, uh... finds a way.

The way Amanda slurped you knew it was bound to happen somehow. She got mouth pregnant.

by Somatic May 20, 2015