A potato

The greatest girlfriend you could ever have. Usually associated with the name Alayna. A potato is cute, a funny person with a great personality. 😊

Alayna is a potato. She is just great and i am so happy to have her in my life

by Maryloppinsyall November 12, 2018

Potatoe

Someone who is incredibly sexy and desirable and that has so much potential to be anything they want and has basically the best boyfriend.

"Wow bro your girl is such a potatoe"

by AntBanks87 November 18, 2017

Potato

Why the hell are you searching for the definition of potatoes you sick old man, might as well search up pineapples while your at it.

You weirdo...

eat my potato

by Drizzel331 April 27, 2015

the potato

the act of a man covering his wang with his sack.

anybody want the potato

by taten August 3, 2007

Potato

An outdated or poorly geared gaming computer.

"Integrated GPU? What a potato!"

by SnarkyGarthok December 3, 2018

Potato

A potato is a thick ass starch that loves to be sucked on and has eyes all over it

Damn I lite that potato

by Killerwhale$34 November 8, 2019

potato

me

what's a potato ? "me"

by remmus23 March 23, 2017