Whining, self-centered, lying individuals who cannot agree on anything and unfortunately run the USA.
Those politicians act like little brats on the school yard playground, they can't get over things and hold grudges against each other.
by Harrbear January 2, 2015
Get the Politicians mug.Any facet in the realm of political stupidity, ignorance, or extremity. Often referred to when describing the pointlessness or ridiculousness of a subject. Made famous by a runner St. John's University who's birthday it is today.
Mike: "Why are they giving all those kids minors? They weren't even acting drunk."
Luke: "It's all political bullshit."
Luke: "It's all political bullshit."
by JohnnieRunner13 April 16, 2010
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Trickster, highwayman, mugger, pick-pocket, sexually confused, conscience-free zone; possibly male or female, but likely to be lying about about it either way. intellectually stupid but with acute animal cunning. Knows only money thus major coporate-parties are able to slit the throats of generations yet to come without concern. In Britain politicians are not so much 'elected' as 'selected'. Often associated with child molestation, prostitution, murder, swindling, refuse, robbery, violence and fund raising bingo nights, when they put on a venere of humanity. As false as the shine on Satan's wings.
Labour, Conservative & Liberal - Britian's political Unholy Trinity.
Trustworthy politician = a contradiction in terms
Trustworthy politician = a contradiction in terms
by Hedley Clubnobber August 27, 2006
Get the politician mug.A brightly optismistic interjection that encourages hope and happiness, while diminishing all that is evil, sour, depressing, inconvenient, and painful about life. This magical interjection usually provokes a smile. It is the verbal antidote to any form of negativity. It is the sugar in the lemonade.
Person 1: Oh no! I didn't get my work done today, just as I never do. On top of that, I have to replace my flat tire and find some way to lie my way out of jury duty. Oh, and my girlfriend just discovered that I've been calling my ex. And yeah, I've got food poisoning too, and I think my appendix just burst.
Person 2: I know, it's a tough day. Positive Apples!
Person 2: I know, it's a tough day. Positive Apples!
by satisficationJDH December 9, 2009
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Get the Position 1 Alpha mug.What's this? You giving up so soon? You gotta have a little gumption. Yeah!
A can-do kinda attitude. Take it from a gull who knows
Now look at me
You see this face
In terms of beauty I'm a basket case
And as for style and savoir faire
Well I guess there ain’t
A whole lot there
Yup, although perhaps
It makes no sense
I strut my stuff
With lots of confidence
Cause though I lack
And awful lot
There is one thing I got!
I got positoovity!
I got positoovity!
It gives me the zam
And the zow
And the yaddle laddle laddle
That’s why I walk
With a wiggle in my waddle
Cause once you’ve heard that word
There aint nothing you can do
So let that positoovity
Work for you
Course there is in the dictionary right between popsuckle and prehysterical.
Believe you me I seen it work miracles!
Now he's a shmoe
And he's a shlep
And this one doesn’t
got the sharpest rep
In fact all three
without a doubt
missed the day that brains
were handed out
We got positricity!
We got poositivity!
Just try it out, come on!
And the yippee-dip-doodle
That’s why we sounds
Like there's knowledge
In our noodle
And once you learned that word
There ain’t nothing you can do
A can-do kinda attitude. Take it from a gull who knows
Now look at me
You see this face
In terms of beauty I'm a basket case
And as for style and savoir faire
Well I guess there ain’t
A whole lot there
Yup, although perhaps
It makes no sense
I strut my stuff
With lots of confidence
Cause though I lack
And awful lot
There is one thing I got!
I got positoovity!
I got positoovity!
It gives me the zam
And the zow
And the yaddle laddle laddle
That’s why I walk
With a wiggle in my waddle
Cause once you’ve heard that word
There aint nothing you can do
So let that positoovity
Work for you
Course there is in the dictionary right between popsuckle and prehysterical.
Believe you me I seen it work miracles!
Now he's a shmoe
And he's a shlep
And this one doesn’t
got the sharpest rep
In fact all three
without a doubt
missed the day that brains
were handed out
We got positricity!
We got poositivity!
Just try it out, come on!
And the yippee-dip-doodle
That’s why we sounds
Like there's knowledge
In our noodle
And once you learned that word
There ain’t nothing you can do
I got positoovity!
by Coolguy = Chris February 9, 2018
Get the Positoovity mug.To be making positive progress against a hardship or challenge.
This can both be used to compare directly to the ideal state you're intending to reach or compare against within a challenge, or can be used to compare against a previous state you held when striving against the same challenge in question.
This can both be used to compare directly to the ideal state you're intending to reach or compare against within a challenge, or can be used to compare against a previous state you held when striving against the same challenge in question.
1: Are your health problems still bothering you?
Yes, but I'm pulling positive for the most part.
2: How are you doing on your homework? Think you'll get it done in time?
I had a delay when friend called, but I'm still pulling positive.
3: How are you doing at improving your racing time?
Still not where I want to be, but I'm pulling positive.
Yes, but I'm pulling positive for the most part.
2: How are you doing on your homework? Think you'll get it done in time?
I had a delay when friend called, but I'm still pulling positive.
3: How are you doing at improving your racing time?
Still not where I want to be, but I'm pulling positive.
by Wispered January 23, 2012
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