Porcupine Milf

Porcupine Milf is a woman over 50, who goes to bars to get drunk and laid.

Jennifer is a Porcupine Milf, if she had as many pricks sticking out of her, as she's had in her, she would be a Porcupine.

Porcupine Milf by RealHeartBroken April 16, 2024

Porcupine Eating Pineapple 

When a middle-aged man, often times ungroomed and named Fuzzard, reabsorbs a large, girthy bowel movement back into his prickly anus.

After a 5 minute fit of post-partum hysteria, Fuzzard reabsorbed a quite large and girthy bowel movement back into his anus, with the permission of his sphincter. Which was Fuzzard's porcupine eating pineapple.

Porcupine Eating Pineapple by WorldsStrongestMayo February 28, 2025

spanish porcupine 

When you take public transportation in Harlem and get stabbed.

The other day I took the 51 and got the spanish porcupine. Now i'm here in the hospital with a deep stab wound.

spanish porcupine by Greg & Rob December 28, 2015

Ubiquitous Porcupine 

A person who is always around, usually with spiky hair-hence the porcupine. Every corner, every hallway. There is no escaping the uncomfortable eye contact and awkward conversation intrusions. Wherever you go, there will always be a ubiquitous porcupine that you will never escape from.

They tiptoed the hallways in fear of a run-in with the ubiquitous porcupine.

Ubiquitous Porcupine by Ayes for Days May 27, 2016

The Porcupine 

When you get splinters in your penis from a glory whole

I accidentally got the porcupine in the truck stop bathroom.

The Porcupine by SVJ boiii January 28, 2022

brazillian porcupine 

a circle of men and women

there was a brazillian porcupine at the festival

brazillian porcupine by anonymous July 24, 2022

soggy porcupine 

Rubbing one's not-so-freshly shaved genitalia against another person's not not-so-freshly shaved genitalia to completion.

Dude my BF didn't wax last night, so we just had a soggy porcupine and left work.

soggy porcupine by The debacle in the valley January 24, 2024