by closet johnson January 18, 2009
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A very horrible smelling fart. When performed in a car, pooter dooters will often cause automobile accidents when the driver and/or passengers pass out due to the horrible stench.
Lisa: Mom guess what?
Mom: What sweetie?
Lisa: I just layed a big 'ol pooter dooter!
Mom: *passes out and causes a 30 car pileup*
Mom: What sweetie?
Lisa: I just layed a big 'ol pooter dooter!
Mom: *passes out and causes a 30 car pileup*
by The Dooker June 11, 2016
Get the Pooter Dooter mug.A ho who is prone to queef during intercourse. Usually used as an insult to other men about their ho.
by Keypatch April 28, 2020
Get the Pooter Bitch mug.A backwoods inbred bitch with an unfortunate episiotomy-like defect derived from having mother/father/grandfather/grandmother/brother/sister/cousin/aunt/uncle/son/daughter/dog fucking parents. they can never have just anal or just vaginal sex in their life only both at the same time. Talk about truffle butter!
She was a louisiana pooter cooter just like her sister mother, churned some thick and sick truffle butter out of that bitch!
by Gandolf staff September 10, 2016
Get the Louisiana pooter cooter mug.Can be used as a noun or an adjective. A term describing the accidental insertion of a male's penis into a female's bunghole during doggy style sexual intercourse.
(Noun)
Boy: "Roll over baby so I can give you summa dat doggy style action."
Girl: "Sounds great."
Girl: "OUCH OUCH **** WRONG HOLE, EXIT ONLY!"
Boy: "Sorry, I didn't mean to give you a pooter introoder."
(Adj)
Shanita's boyfriend can never figure out where her pussy is so he tends to perform pooter intruder sex on her quite frequently.
Boy: "Roll over baby so I can give you summa dat doggy style action."
Girl: "Sounds great."
Girl: "OUCH OUCH **** WRONG HOLE, EXIT ONLY!"
Boy: "Sorry, I didn't mean to give you a pooter introoder."
(Adj)
Shanita's boyfriend can never figure out where her pussy is so he tends to perform pooter intruder sex on her quite frequently.
by Casey Corder June 25, 2004
Get the pooter introoder mug.The white, chunky discharge that sprays from a woman's vagina whenever she is excited or laugh's too hard.
Your mom busted up laughing and could hardly contained the pooter cheese as it sprayed out of her cooter.
by lunchemz June 7, 2005
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