Politics 

Where people cyberbully and threaten to dox you if you don't support either side.

Person A, commenting: I think both sides are atrocious.
Person B: Well, stop being a fence-sitter. I hope you don't like your personal information being personal.
Person A, telling their friend about the incident: Great, I said one little thing and I'm getting doxxed.
Person C: That's politics for ya.

Politics by anonymous August 30, 2025

Politics Boner 

A state of being that one enters when he or she agrees with a politician's policies/ideals to an extreme extent.

Man, Bill Clinton gives me a politics boner.

Politics Boner by Gohn Smith September 6, 2012

politics of diversion 

When politicians focus on issues that are controversial but in reality have little or no effect on most people in order to divert attention from more important issues they don't want to deal with

voter: "I'm unemployed and I just lost my health insurance, what are you going to do to fix the economy and make healthcare affordable?"

politician: "Well, we need to ban same-sex marriage and flag desecretion."

voter: "WTF?! What does that have to do with anything, stop the politics of diversion and tell me what you are going to do about the real problems facing this country!"

politics of diversion by Mr.Juan-derful August 14, 2010

Politics as unusual 

Irrational behavior by politicians who mischaracterize their behavior as a calculated change from the politics as usual. In practice the behavior is often inconsistent or bizarre and can be seen by many rational observers as a freak show. However, there are some people who want to believe there is substance despite being illogical and the evidence to the contrary.

Bush's compassionate conservativism was a new version of "politics as unusual" as it was neither compassionate nor conservative but instead was inconsistent with the core values of compassion and conservatism.

Sarah Palin has created a cliché of "politics as unusual" with her bizarre behavior, and unusual characteristics which she tries sell as a preferred moral and ethical alternative.

Sarah's ability to explain her foreign policy credentials ("you can see Russia from Alaska...", "Russian diplomats fly over Alaska on their way to the USA...") in a way that would be impressive to the average KMART shopper.

Sarah has made parents of minor unwed mothers who are still in high school the ideal candidate for family values.

Sarah said a Governor should resign when under fire to save the government cost providing information on ethic violations to the public becomes too high.

Politics as unusual by mlhiss July 4, 2009

Politics Crew 

A group of NG Regulars who think they are better than everyone else, when they really are not. They are also very parnoid and stuck up.

The Politics Crew are scared of their own shadow.

Politics Crew by WadeFulp November 29, 2004

politics and chill 

When you go over a partners house to have sex and politics is playing in the background

"Hey you want to politics and chill"
"What can I do"
"Anything you like just make sure it's legal we got Donald trump watching"

politics and chill by Lah December 4, 2015

Politics and chill 

Politics and chill is for 40 year olds enjoying Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton too much.

Guy,"Yo heard the elections lately?"

The girl hesitates.
Girl,"I know what you want"

Guy,"Wanna"

Girl screams!

Girl,"Politics and chill!"

And that is how Donald Trump was made, because The Girl found out the Boy was her brother,
and when Trump was born he was dropped on his head 14 times.

Politics and chill by Thebootybythesecondman August 12, 2016